Administrators Mr.Sensation Posted July 19, 2011 Administrators Posted July 19, 2011 The camera pans the OCW HQ in NYC. We quickly see a door labeled CEO with a floor mat that says **** Off on it. The door opens and we see Mr.Sensation mulling over some documents, with him as always is his personal assistant Birdie. Mr.Sensation looks a bit disinterested as he looks over the documents then stares off once again at his stunning nightly view of the city. Birdie: You've been looking at that list for weeks now. You should have just announced it last week like you intended to. Mr.Sensation: But Dane..... Birdie: Since when do you let the rabble get to you? Mr.Sensation: Smythe did..... Birdie: And you kicked him in the face!, and where is he now? some studio..APARTMENT making break beats for local Furniture stores! So why now, why the moping and dreary disposition. Are you really that well... Mr.Sensation looks up in a meek like manner. Birdie: Are you that much of a bitch? Mr.Sensation's eyebrows furrow, his eyes seems to fill with intense anger. Birdie, begins to step back realizing what she has done. Mr.Sensation slowly rises from his seat and begins to open his mouth. Mr.Sensation: YOU!!!!... Mr.Sensation's anger quickly subsides and he slumps back into his seat, almost defeated. Mr.Sensation: I don't know anymore...I've never let words effect me. In this business you need a thick skin, and who the hell is Dane anyway? some scrub with a bad piece and a penchant for Human Growth Hormone. Mr.Sensation: The thing is Birdie, the more I think of it, the more he may be right! Mr.Sensation: Maybe subconsciously I do want this place to die, maybe I do want my walking papers, maybe just maybe deep down, I want it to be all over. The weakness, the backstage nonsense the meetings, the talks, the mediation, the cooling over. Maybe im just tired of all this Bullcrap. Birdie: Then quit! Mr.Sensation looks up again. Birdie: If that's how you feel why don't you be a man and quit, why don't you make a public statement, talk the share holders liquidate our assets, send a memo to the boys and pack your stuff and go. Birdie: Why don't you harden the **** up and be a man about it. Hand deliver the memo and look each and every OCW Superstar in the face and tell them, its over go someplace else. Hell some of them are even moonlighting.... Mr.Sensation: WHAT!!! Birdie: Oh please! You are well aware, what was considered Taboo, unheard of and disrespectful is now the norm. And who can blame them, they want to secure there financial future!! Mr.Sensation: .................... Birdie: So go ahead, pull the trigger, end the nightmare! Mr.Sensation: I Birdie: DO IT! Mr.Sensation: I Birdie: Stop being a COWARD! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT RIGHT? YOU WANT IT TO END RIGHT? Birdie: But its funny, because if you want this to end so badly, why did you vacate the OCW Championship? Why did you make a tournament to crown a new champion? Why are you giving 8 Wrestlers regardless of station a chance to become champion? Why did you bring back the Ex-Division when everyone told you to kill it? Why are you changing the training regiment (Stats) when things are going smoothly? Why? Mr.Sensation: I don't. Birdie: Because YOU care, because despite how you feel right now, deep down this place is a part of you. This place is a part of everyone, deep down the truth is you would rather DIE than tear this company down. You have lost your way, but in reality you knew where you where going all along. And why because like you've always said, just when they have all the answers YOU change the questions. Mr.Sensation's eyes once again blaze up. Mr.Sensation: I see that passion turning into hatred, I cannot allow this to happen, I will not I refuse. I owe it to my people, I owe it to everyone in this god damn building who ever laced up a pair of boots. Even the stupid ones!!! I owe it to the Tiberius Duprees's The NESQUEHONINGS, The Mr.Storms, The Fat Trances, The Juiceboxes, The Man Yea all they he cans, The Angry Black Mans, The Stoner Jamaicans, The Bergs, The McMani, The Hazards, The Rapists, The Rookies, The Vets, The Nani's, The Immense Samoans, The EmoHearts, hell even the douchy Danes, The Wots, The Veterans, The hall of Famers, The Parkers. I OWE IT TO EVERYONE!! Mr.Sensation: I have done everything in my power for the good of OCW!!! Because I give a **** Birdie: Say it loud and say it proud! Mr.Sensation: I AM BLACK AND I'M PROUD!!!! Birdie: ...................................... Mr.Sensation: I MEAN I AM IN OCW AND I AM PROUD! Birdie: You have so stop moping around like a sad sack and get to it. Mr.Sensation grabs Birdie and gives her a hug as he smiles and twirls her around. Mr.Sensation: BIRDIE, Thank you, now throw that Vase at me! (points to a vase in the corner). Birdie: Wha... Mr.Sensation: Trust me! Birdie Launches the Vase at Mr.Sensation who quickly kicks the hell out of it smashing it into pieces. As Birdie stands confused Mr.Sensation looks to be in a state of elation! Mr.Sensation: Now head on over to Starbucks, Duncan Donuts, or wherever the hell they have caffeine, we got 24 hours till RIOT, and I need to Finalize this list...its going to be GREAT. Birdie: Bout time you came to your senses. Mr.Sensation: Coffee now!, speaky speak later! Birdie shrugs her shoulders and breaks a small smirk as she exits. Mr.Sensation looks at his watch and turns as the sun begins to rise, it fills the room with light as Mr.Sensation takes it all in, its a new dawn, its a new day. Camera Fades 11 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix "Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got Our Hero: uploadafraud.com Jookie: fuck u boricua "I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh "I'm 5,9" - Ry "I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen
Aries Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 This is why you should be on every show. Great fucking promo Jay!
Bloom Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 Thank you sir it means alot <3 Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
David Jackson Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 I like it alot. Please make more speaky speak promos soon. http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/383813_10150416716952781_147904157780_8515390_2054734349_n.jpg
Useless Dane Xavier Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 Good shit, kick this Dane guy's ass! http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
Tiberius Dupree Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 Seriously SENSATIONAL! "You either die a hero or live long enough to become Nate Ortiz" - Drago Cesar "Let me make myself clear: you work for me. If I tell you to fight Blaine, you fight Blaine. Hell, if I tell you to fight a lion, you WILL fight a lion and still thank me afterwards for giving you a job." - Mr. Sensation
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