Bloom Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 Moments have giving an in depth interview for OCW Magazine, Mr.Sensation arrives at OCW HQ 2 in Brooklyn's DUMBO District. He looks slightly annoyed but is pacing to the elevator, alongside his every awesome sidekick Birdie who is trailing behind him with a stack of papers. Birdie: Did this guy really try to say he was mutilated by Jacob Trance? Mr.Sensation: Yea when Chunky Trance soccer kicked that helmet it cracked that sumbitch, right in the moosh but good. You won't have me admit this on the record Birdie, but that was HI LA RIOUS!. Mr.Sensation: And if you ask me Trance did that guy a favor, at least now his face has some character. Birdie: And the guy claiming Post Traumatic Stress? Mr.Sensation: I plan to actually pay that one. Birdie: Really? Mr.Sensation: Hell yea, if you see what looks like a Neo Nazi, braining your co-worker, you try to help only to get the ever loving be jesus beat out of you by a very tiny, very skinny, very angry extra from "The Grudge" hell I wouldn't be able to pee standing up either. Birdie: What about the guy claiming he caught an STD. Mr.Sensation: Not touching that one! Birdie: HI YOOOOOO Mr.Sensation: But seriously put Greenstein and the legal team on it, let them take care of our legal issues, that's what I pay them for. Mr.Sensation enters the elevator with Birdie. He hits PH (Penthouse, woo woo woo you know it) Just as his doors open. Dane Xavier: Sensation! Birdie / Mr.Sensation: (Surprised) GOD DAMMIT Birdie's surprise causes her to drop her papers in the elevator. Birdie: GOD DAMMIT Mr.Sensation steps over Birdie off of the elevator Mr.Sensation: Do you ever sleep? The Elevator door closes as Birdie tries to desperately reach the (Door Open button) she fails and we hear a faint. Birdie(in the distance as the elevator goes to ground level): GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIT. Dane Xavier: So what are your plans? I Demand to know! Mr.Sensation: I demand you stop being a creepy bastard, and put an IX NAY on the Stalker kay. Dane Xavier: I am not leaving till I get answers. Mr.Sensation: Did those blows to the head last night damage your internal wiring, I got nothing for you, there's 9 people in this tournament, BECAUSE OF YOU, and now BECAUSE OF YOU I NEED TO FIX IT. Mr.Sensation eyes his Sensational Sandwich, which was left by Sensational Catering, a few minutes before Mr.Sensation arrived, because OCW Knows Mr.Sensation loves him some sandwich. Mr.Sensation: Move stupid!!! Mr.Sensation walks past Dane for his sandwich as Dane continues to speak. Dane Xavier: I am the greatest wrestler this company has ever seen, I am exciting, I am compelling, I make buy rates. Mr.Sensation puts his hand on his desk and with his other hand grabs his sandwich, his eyes light up like a child at Christmas, or perhaps a holiday where children get stuff they want, like toys, money or perhaps really awesome sandwiches. Mr.Sensation contemplates his sandwich and then looks at Dane who continues to monologue about how great he is. Mr.Sensation: Before I enjoy this Sensational Sandwich, in my Sensational Loft, in the Sensational Part of Brooklyn. I want you to know something Dane. Mr.Sensation: Honestly from the bottom of my heart, with compassion I say this to you. Mr.Sensation: Watching you on Television is like watching two potatoes have sex. Mr.Sensation: Now see yourself out, and know I am not paying for you flight back to wherever the hell people like you come from. Mr.Sensation begins to chow down on his sandwich as he continues to berate Dane with his mouth full. The elevator opens, as Birdie is stepping out, and Dane is stepping in. Dane turns to face Sensation as he continues to enjoy his sandwich and coldy says. Dane Xavier: I spit in your sandwich... Mr.Sensation joyous face diminishes instantly as he spits out his sandwich and begins to curse up a storm. As the Elevator closes we get a close up of a devious smile on Dane's face. Mr.Sensation: BIRDIE GO DOWN STAIRS AND GET ME A DIET GRAPE FANTA Birdie turns to enter the elevator but it is closed and heading down to the ground floor without her. Birdie: GOD DAMMIT! 4 Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
Administrators Mr.Sensation Posted July 21, 2011 Administrators Posted July 21, 2011 Hit refresh edited. 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix "Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got Our Hero: uploadafraud.com Jookie: fuck u boricua "I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh "I'm 5,9" - Ry "I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen
Trevor McManus Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 Birdie has always been more over than Dane. I have an idea as to how to solve the 9 man issue. Just take Dane out. :) 2 http://positivesharing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/complaining.jpg [23:39] locoNY911: You get solace in the fact you arent a fuck up. 2k9's better than 2k8. Like being shot in the knee is better than being shot in the head. - Guy Fausto [18:40] locoNY911: I mostly aggree with your statements
Bloom Posted July 21, 2011 Author Posted July 21, 2011 Birdie has always been more over than Dane. I have an idea as to how to solve the 9 man issue. Just take Dane out. :) I admit I loled irl. In other news people have been telling me to remove Trevor McManus, just to see the reaction. Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
Trevor McManus Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 The reaction will be a celebration for Parker Stevens as World Champion. 1 http://positivesharing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/complaining.jpg [23:39] locoNY911: You get solace in the fact you arent a fuck up. 2k9's better than 2k8. Like being shot in the knee is better than being shot in the head. - Guy Fausto [18:40] locoNY911: I mostly aggree with your statements
Bloom Posted July 21, 2011 Author Posted July 21, 2011 Your such a dick! Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
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