OCW Sausage

[Big Joe D]

The Biggest man in OCW is hanging out in a local grocery store. As he is walking past the frozen food section. He sees a a bunch of microwave burritos and enchiladas and the like. His stomach turns at the thought of eating such junk. He immediately thinks of Defecto and laughs.

 

Can he even read this? ::Outloud to himself::

 

His mind is at a loss. He keeps getting defeated by Ex-Division stars and his confidence is at an all time low. The cheap shots by Guy Fausto didnt help ethier.

 

Man.. I need to get out of this funk. I need to look at the positives! Im back in the greatest federation in the land, Im getting booked almost every week. Ratings are at an all time high.

 

Onlookers walk past with caution and Big Joe has a one on one with the flour rolls and beans.

 

He picks his head up to see a very attractive woman looking him over with a smile on her face, as she quickly looks back to her package of hotdogs. They are the cheese filled skinny kind.

 

Big Joe yells... STOP! The woman is quite startled and drops the pack of dogs.

 

Im sorry. I didnt want you wasting your money on such garbage. These are a much better purchase. He hands her a pack of Big Franks, that plump when they cook. As the OCW logo is hard to miss.

 

Bigger is.....always better! ::with a seductive look into her eyes::

 

The woman does an overacted giggle and batting of the eyes at Big Joe, as he turns around to face the camera, with a big Thumbs up.

 

 

 

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And.... CUT! Ok folks thats a rap great job everyone..

::the director boasts and asks his camera man::

You did see him talking to burritos right?

[Dan Syndrome]

That's well Lol.

[Seth Morrison]

Haha nice RP big guy

[Brad Bauer]

My caw would so bang SS's caw.