Dan Syndrome

Maybe 08 would actually allow me to land a move on Guy :/ though I doubt it. Can I go back to low card please, how about another match with Greg? PLEASE. If Greg's unavailable maybe Pugh.

Glad to see British humour (wit) is still on top though. Nice one guys, nice one.

WUt? You want a mask on a pole match? I'll do you one better how about an extra chromosome on a pole match...

The mask stays on at all times... except during the match of course.

I got pwned :( BUT I marked for Guy's ability to make the end of the match still interesting. Hats off to you Guy... my hat is OFF

It's like Lolcats but it's Lolsensations. I'm in yer O.C.Dubyer stealin yer sensations. That kinda thing. Is my guess anyway.

Creepy but cool though, it was more psycotic than a matt hardy promo!. The first part of this RP made me hungry and I started a stew of my own. The second part just creeped me out but in a good way.

I think this tourney looks kick ass TBH. For those that don't understand the rules its basically a normal match however without use of the things described above, just strike/takedown related moves. Imagine for example you were going to try and create a moveset for a MMA fighter, you wouldn't have the traditional wrasllin suplex's bodyslams, side effects etc etc tbh its likely that people will have a lot of similar moves. I get that this won't be for everyone but I think it's cool, WHERE OH WHERE IS MY SMACKDOWN DISK psst hold it on 08!!

FIRSTLY! thats a chimp pic not a monkey and SECONDLY Mittens > Doodles

I bet most of my meager earnings on Team Underdog....... GO TEAM!!!

Yo, well I'm not going to run down the whole show as i'd just be restating stuff people have already said, I just wanna highlight the bits I liked the most. Tyler vs Air, This was my favourite match of the night. Being an EX style fanatic I enjoyed the fast match pace I held a genuine intrest in teh outcome of this match. I was rooting for Tyler because Tights > Jeans IMO (a stupid reason I know). Leon vs Deano, I really REALLY liked the bit where Leon rolled Deano up into a possum pin which got broken up at the last minute (surely DQ worthy) but felt them match went on a bit too long after this point, the match would have gone up a whole star in my mind if this had been nearer the finish of the match. Poison's CAW looks cool, wasn't sure whether to reference Right to Censor or Irwin R Schiester here so I did both. Vicious finisher too helps to make Poison all the more an intimidating foe. I feel for Greg but then perhaps he's the Mick Foley of OCW, coming back to put people over, if he's lets me spear him through a flaming table then he's O.K. in my mind!

I'd just like to say regarding the Cooper Cruz match, this match really came alive for me the second Carlos hit double red and continued to fend off Alex's finisher attempts. I marked out for Carlos turning a powerbomb attempt into a DDT. In the end Carlos came up short but I was routing for the little guy the whole match.

*Disclaimer, this RP was inspired by the writers of British Comedy Peep Show* Now then let us set the scene. Dan Syndrome awakes in a heart shaped bed in the pent house of one of Las Vegas' most prestigous Hotels and Casinos. His memory a mystery to him he scans the room for some clue as to where he'd been and where he was supposed to go. Stumbling like a reptile he staggers toward the bathroom noting on his way two tickets to London England on the coffee table. "Two Tickets?" he mutters to himself quizzically. As he enters the bathroom he takes a moment to vomit into the bathtub, head still spinning, he then turns to the sink vomits again and looks up into the mirror. As he tries to collect himself he suddenly has the vagest tinge of memory. "Yesterday I did a .... baad thing" He ponders to himself, the guilt and nuasea of his actions rife in his guts but the details of the deed still a mystery. Minutes later after all the bile and stomach acids had passed up from his stomach and out of his mouth Dan Syndrome felt it was time to unravel the mystery of his bad deed, he may need to flee or at the very least apologise to... someone. Syndrome heads to the minibar looking for clues and some degree of sustinance to settle his didgy bowels however finds it completelt barren. Suddenly a flashback to him and an mystery assailant playing minibar polo on BMX's in the Hotel lobby, someone else's hotel. "Who is the other person... they're the clue to this mystery. Was that the bad thing... no it was worse" Syndrome concludes. Syndrome collapses and is taken into another flashback involving Syndrome dressed as shaft and his mystery partner in a wedding dress driving a golf cart into a magic show then getting chased by a tiger from the establishment. Syndrome snaps back to reality, has an epithamy and snaps his head around to the balcony where he comes eye to eye with a white Bengal Tiger who seems just as groggy as Syndrome. He then notices a Tiger sized reefa on the table on the balcony. One more time Syndrome is whisked back to his fleeting memory and recalls himself and the tiger sharing a joint whilst the person in a Wedding dress lies face in a bowl of ether. Syndrome still not convinced he has recalled the "baad thing" goes back to looking for clues having decided the best course of action is to leave the tiger where it is and let the maid deal with it later. Syndrome starts to pack after his method of staring blankly around the room alloted no more clues, he goes into a white Elvis jump suit he seemed to come by the night before, he finds stuffed in the cumberbund a certificate at marriage. Heart racing Syndrome tries to focus his split vision on the name of his new partner. "Maybe it wouldn't be so bad being married to a hooker" he desperatley thinks to himself. But all to soon the grim truth is staring Dan Syndrome square in the face and simultaneously he hears a knock from within one of the rooms closets. He sheepishly goes over to investigate opens the door and Pugh slumps out unconceous wearing a wedding dress. Pugh stirs looks up at Dan Syndrome who is literally seconds away from vomiting once again. Pugh looks down at his attire then looks over to the balcony. "I did a baaad thing Dan" Pugh exclaims Syndrome stops vomiting to ask "W-W--We're not married... are we?" "I wish" Pugh states "B-B-But that's not your marriage certificate... look at the grooms name!" Syndrome re-examines the certificate and makes out the grooms name to be 'Mittens el Tigre'. Shocked Syndrome looks to Pugh to ask... but stops when he sees Pugh sniffing his hand and beggining to cry: "I have Tiger seaman on my back..." Pugh states, Syndrome vomits.

Me and Kael did talk about redoing the match but both of us were a bit haphazard on the ol' FPR, tbh I didn't even notice about the end of the match until EVERYONE pointed it out. I will try to do better in teh futures :(

I will continue to work on my strike habits, I know they must be bad as everyone always comments... I do try to back off if I make the mistake but I guess not enough. I thoroughly enjoyed my match with Kael at any rate and I believe he like it too. Rest of the show was win I'll keep watching and hone my FPR skills accordingly. At least I managed to pull out the w/ in this debut match as opposed to my other debuts which fortunately never aired. Send me your rusty legends to small package!

At a cable network local to the OCW territory a local show which discusses wrestling events has a very special guest on. Host: Now some of you may have known this guy as DG Jeryko but he has undergone a transformation as of late into a previous persona in the shape of one Dan Syndrome Syndrome walks onto the set and takes a seat, he is wearing a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt but what makes his attire seem irregular is a gas mask which he is brandishing. Host: So Mr Syndrome, can I call you Dan? Syndrome: Of Course. Host: My first question, or questions are what's with the name change and what does it mean for your tenure in OCW? Syndrome: Well it's quite simple, when I brandished a false name in what was a bad decision to try and make a change in my life... I was living a lie, I was not being ME. What does Dan Syndrome's arrival in OCW mean? well let me tell you this things will certainly become a lot more artistic in that ring. Host: Artistic? Syndrome: That's right you're not familiar with me work round these parts are you? Dan Syndrome is the Picasso of Wrestlers, an abstract anomaly capable of expressing the deepest sentiments of my soul in that ring to the lowley serfs watching in their 5$ seats or from the safety of their homes on the 4 buck sofas. Hosts: Riiiight, whats with the gas mask? Syndrome: I choose to wear this to stop the fumes of ignorance from intoxicating my find, the gaseous banality of an entire nation seek to corrupt my beautiful mind. Host: Ok and finally you have an unfathomable opportunity coming up where you get to Debut! against a returning legend in the shape of Greg Kael, what does this mean to you? Syndrome: I'd be lying if I didn't say that it made my stomach churn with excitement. Who wouldn't want to watch a returning legend with the importance to OCW that one Mr Gregory Kael holds. And of course if they're all watching Mr Kael they will have no choice but to watch me too and I can get my message out there to the world. But a word of warning Mr Kael, do not look past this rookie, you may be more famous than me but you are in no way more important than I. I will show you the respect your position demands and I expect you to return the courtesy.

I liked the 24 style to it, can't say I commited to reading the whole thing though... you'll probably get flamed by some OCW crusties but it's to be expected with any kind of post ever. ;)

Sounds good to me!!!!!! If Greg doesn't mind dirtying his fists with Rookie blood. :D THX!!!

No it's fair enough, I was given 2 opportunities to make it to TV and due to problems with recording/subbing they never made it to the shows, i'll jsut have to bide my time.

Curse my bad luck, I'll never make it to TV :/

If they got it on the could be the new ABBA.......... get it?

GASP* I fire pro fed.................. AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what format is used?

wait wai wait are you saying he'd rather pick daisies than mow the lawn?

Weasel man myself though the Otter has its perks.

Well it was supposed to be funny but I guess it was not that well received, I'm just one for dark humor. I think it went well when all I've got work with is "Undercover rapist" as a gimmick.