Dan Syndrome

Lol DnD spam CCW, surely more suspension are in order?

One cold autumn morn DG Jeryko walks to the local police office. He is wearing a long trench coat and pulls the collar up to protect himself from the harsh winds which blow his tears asunder. Jeryko enters the police station and walks to the counter. Jeryko: I'd like to report....... a rape. Policeperson: (pauses) And exactly who has been raped? Jeryko: Well me, well not yet but I will be... apparently. Policeperson: Excuse me? Jeryko: Well you see I'm a professional wrestler and my latest opponent is, well.... he's a god damn rapist apparently I mean... he brags about it!! ALL THE TIME! I just know... it's, it's gonna happen to me too! Policeperson:.... can't you just clench? Jeryko: The game engine does not allow it! Policeperson: ? Jeryko: Nevermind... Later that day Jeryko sits at home cry-wanking over some lesbian pornography in an attempt to grasp onto his sexuality before it is put into question. At the moment of climax he makes a clear decision in his mind that he isn't simply going to lay down spread eagle and allow himself to be violated, oh no DG Jeryko is a man of action. He cleans up and goes to the attic to retrieve some items, he makes his way over to Paul Pugh's house and bangs loudly on the door until answered. Pugh answers and looks down at the bear trap in Jeryko's hand. Jeryko: Pugh get me your K.Y. we've got a job to do. Pugh: WTF??!?!!? Shortly after Jeryko storms inside Pugh's house random passers by could here the houses owner screaming: "You want me to put what? in WHERE?" "NO I refuse REFUSE.... DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME!!!!!!" "Hm.. I could have sworn I was wearing a wristwatch"

w00t cool show, I'm guessing from the card Morleck didn't upload the show but hey ho I get a 2nd chance as you said.. although last time I played Dave he literally did rape me :(

Today is a very important day for DG Jeryko as OCW main headquarters are handing out gimmicks for all the newbies. Jeryko has set his alarm for the crack of dawn as everyone knows all the cool gimmicks, such as red neck badass, rockstar, monster, tough guy etc go immediately where as less favorable gimmicks like homosexual-esque, retard and Jonathan Coachman go to those last in line. As Jeryko awaits in his slumber for his alarm to raise him from his sleep as he does he dreams of less happier times wrestling in Japan under the moniker "Spartus" a camp Roman gimmick he was given as a consequence of loosing a bet, a bet he later found was rigged. Jeryko rises from his slumber only to realize he's slept through his alarm and that he's 2 hours late. He rushes out of the house not even changing from his Spongebob square pants pyjamas down to OCW headquarters. Upon arrival the grim truth dawned on Jeryko that he was literally 'Last in line the day they were handing out gimmicks'. The queue was already starting the die down to the last few people and Jeryko could see the people at the front of the queue were already beginning slap their foreheads in disbelief at the hand fate had dealt them. The guy in front of Jeryko turned around with a grave look on his face: Wrestler: Oh god we're going to be the next Spirit Squad, I fucking know it... that or Right to Censor. Jeryko: Dude, do you think those guys were behind Billy and Chuck in the gimmick line? Wrestler: Oh god, we're fucked. As both men approached the counter they could see other men literally turning around in tears. People could be heard screaming things like "A Clown a fuckin CLOWN!!" and "What the fuck does a Pig farmer have to do with wrestling??!? and why do I have to be naked?" Jeryko resigned to his fate took a deep breath and continued down the queue. The man in front finally got to the desk looked at his card and turned around to Jeryko. Wrestler: Well at least we're not going to be a Gay tag team. He holds his gimmick up to Jeryko, on the card is written: Gimmick Name: Ku Klux Man Gimmick Description: Devout Catholic and devout racist. Jeryko: Dear god. The man walks off with his head in his hands looking for the nearest bar. Jeryko turns around and approaches the desk. A stern looking woman glares at him disapprovingly and hands him the last card. Jeryko takes another deep breath and looks at the card. Jeryko: Whu... what this card is blank? Gimmick Official: Yes well you see we've had so many applicants recently we literally ran out of ideas by the time we got to you. Jeryko: So what does this mean? I have no gimmick? Gimmick Official: Well to be honest Mr Jeryko I'm not really sure, we actually just lost interest at this point. I tell you what write down whatever you want and we'll approve it for you. Jeryko realizing this is the opportunity of a lifetime quickly tries to think up the ultimate gimmick. Words such as "Ninja", "Superhero" and "Robot" whizz through Jeryko's head but he can't decide as he's knows how thickle the fans can be. Suddenly he has a flash of inspiration and jots something down and quickly hands it to the official. The official looks at the card: Gimmick Official: I'm sorry this one's already been.... oh wait "Man of 1001 Gimmicks!" what exactly does this mean? Jeryko: It means I can come out dressed as whatever I want that's my gimmick, that I have no gimmick.... or lots of gimmicks.... get it? Gimmick Official: Not really but I couldn't care less, go for your life. The Gimmick official processes the card and hands it back to Jeryko. Jeryko rushes back home to put together an array of costumes to compliment his current Gimmicks.

(IC) And as Vega utters the words 'Extreme' and 'Replacement' and 'need': WHAM!! In a cloud of smoke the Portable Promo Crew along with DG Jeryko appear as if from no where. DG Jeryko: You know what? When I saw this card it made me sick. OCW's brightest future star pushed aside for a bunch of old has been muscle head dull witted DG Jeryko wannabes. I look up and down and up and down thinking maybe I missed something and each time my pupils pass the word 'Extreme' I become fixated. You see the word Extreme is and always will be synonymous with the Hardcore Hero DG Jeryko. But DG Jeryko isn't a bitter man and now it seems you're in need of a replacement the Excellence of Extreme is willing to swoop in and save the day! (OOC) If you need a replacement I'd be happy to fill the spot, just thought I'd promo as an application of sorts as that sort of behavior seems to be encouraged.

I can't wait to see Pughbert get his ass handed to him. Japes aside this'll be the 1st PPV I witness as a fully fledged OCW member, can't wait!

Well it's too late for that but as I said I will stop forth right.

I will only little Jimmy Parker gets the vintage Jericho material. I swear it.

Upon signing with OCW DG Jeryko immediatley sets many plans into action. He rushes down to local Cable T.V. network to enlist the services of a Camera Man and Sound Technician. Camera Guy: So ok I'm happy with the pay but what exactly is this we're doing for you, what exactly is a portable promo? Sound Tech: Yeah gotta admit I was wondering that too, I what's the legal disclaimer we gotta sign here? exactly how high is this 'Risk' of pysical attack you speak of? DG Jeryko: Well guys let me explain to you, with you guys following me around 24/7 I can cut a promo on a guy any time any where. Some dude is in the Gym WHAM! I'll be there to take his ass down a peg or two, some dudes taking a shit WHAM! we'll be there. Sound Tech:... about this disclaimer, I mean this does sound quite dangerous aren't we gonna piss off a lot of BIG guys. DG Jeryko: Errr don't worry about that it's just a formality... anyway time for a test run Later that day little Jimmy Parker is playing ball in his backyard all of a Sudden: WHAM!!! DG JERYKO: Welcome to OCW is JERYKOOOOOO!!!!! Lil Jim Parker: Whuh? O..C huh? Who are you Mister? DG Jeryko: Shut your mouth Junior! You know something squirt you can stand around out here kicking your little ball around all you like but you'll never amount to anything in Comparison to the EXCELLENCE of Extreme!!! You can run around all you want in your $2 sneakers with your $1 haircut nothing you do will trick people into thinking your anything less than a LOSER! Lil Jim Parker: Maaaam Lil Jim Parker runs into his house. DG Jeryko: Heh heh heh loser... Lil Jim Parkers Mum rushes out into the garden with a broom in hand and swings for Jeryko. Lil Jim Parkers Mum: get out o' here pervert!! DG Jeryko and the Portable Promo Crew quickly exit into a van nearby and screech off in search of tehir next victim.

You're all just jealous of my ultra current Emo Haircut, get with the times boys and don't hate on me coz you're stuck in the 80's :P

That's well Lol.

Chino, most guys here seem to have bangs or pony tails... and you got a problem with MY hair? Brad it's actually Crack and you KNOW you don't wanna come between a man and his crack ;)

DG Jeryko enters the OCW building. He got directions to the building from the upper management, later in the day he'll check out the CCW arena but for now he is here to get a taste of what life would be in OCW. Jeryko, out of his ring gear looks simply like a fan getting a tour of the building and thus the other superstars pay him little to no attention. Jeryko approaches a rather large gentlemen, as of yet he is not totally sure on who is who. He asks "Where can I find one of the GM's" the large man looks Jeryko up and down and walks off without a word. "Loser" Jeryko mutters under his breath and goes about finding the office in question. Jeryko walks past the OCW women's dressing room, stalls tempted to take a peak but thinks better of it... for now. Jeryko takes a wrong turn and ends up walking out into the main arena, the ring in midstages of being set up. He walks toward to workers putting the ring up and starts to chat offers to help but decline due to insurance reasons. Jeryko takes a second stood where the ring would be, where he himself may be standing one day. He takes a deep breath and imagines the roar of the crowd, exhales and opens his eyes again. Eventually he finds the Collective office of Vic Vimes, Geomon, David Nova and Han Yamata and knocks...

Regarding RPG system it might be of interest to you that me and Pugh set up an RPG based system not too long ago which never really saw the light of day, it's likely PP might still have the faqs we created. I doubt much of the system would be used here but you might find it an interesting read non the less. I'll search my work and home PC and see if I can find the documents if you're interested.