Riot 10-6-2011

[Mr.Hennig]

Desmond Topaz......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Michael Morrison]

Just wanted to take the time to thank Trevor and Aries for doing the Mad Roulette Match. Unfortunately, I was unaware that you guys submitted the match, thus I failed to write-up a descent RP to build it up or even explain the match. Considering you guys put on a fine match, I feel like I let you guys down and I apologize for that. None the less, thank you both for humoring me and completing the match. I hope you guys had fun with it.

 

So, to clarify: The Mad Roulette Match was a "Chain the Pain" match. The match is geared towards those who enjoy the purity of wrestling. The commentators kinda went over the basic premise of the match but here are the rules, in case anyone else wanted to try it out.

 

1) 10 minute time limit (for the show at least)

2) No Strikes

3) No running attacks

4) No dive attacks

5) Irish Whips allowed from standing position (Whip cannot be initiated by running at your opponent)

7) Opponent can be pinned once they show limb damage

8) Signature/Finishing maneuvers are not required but can be utilized if desired

 

I wanted to implement more matches like this, but considering the current discussions and the difficulty of finding those willing to participate, this may be the first and last Mad Roulette Match. I will likely post up rules for the other matches I had planned -- in case others wish to try them out for fun.

 

My hat is off to the OCW bookers, as it can be rather frustrating just trying to book one match, let alone 3-5.

 

 

As for the rest of the show, I like the 3 page shows lol. I know that probably makes me sound lazy, but it's like bing-bam-boom and Bob's your cross-dressing uncle.

 

Jacob, if only you knew the angle I wanted to use for your retirement lol. None the less, the sentimental words and introduction of the Lution necklace gave it a nice warm n' fuzzy feeling... cue Aries.

 

I wasn't sure if the Ortiz music was just someone josh'n around with Aries, or if he really intended to use the sacred sounds of the Franchize, but seeing as he used it again, one can assume it was done with purposeful intent. It's definitely a bold and attention grabbing decision... but it pushes a button when I hear him use it. Perhaps, that's what he was going for.

 

I do, however, like the way his version sounds. I'm assuming it's a live recording, as it has a nice echo; making it sound as if it's actually playing in the RIOT arena.

 

Condom commercial was pretty damn funny. I thought the dude was going to give the kid the bag and tell him, "Here's the cereal... and here's $3 bucks. Now... I'm going to leave you here... so you can either use the $ to buy the cereal and walk your crying ass home... or you can use the $ to take the bus. I really don't care what you choose, just remember you want to get home before it gets dark. Trust me on that one. Laterz."

 

Crowe, I gotta say... I kinda prefer the poofy shirt look. Bring back the poof. Don't hide what you are. Live the poof... respect the poof... be the poof... you poofter.

 

I think Jeremiah Johnson (best porn name since Val Venis), did a good job promoting his upcoming match. I never thought I'd be intrigued to see how someone will lose a match. Interesting hook, sir.

[NOMAD]

The poofy shirt is still there Mad One, it's always will be there..it's my intro attire..the suit was just for official business of taunting Dupree as I didnt have a match.