Riot 12/15!

[Omar Gibbs]

 

I dont like that he has a CAF powerbomb and then the Jacknife. His moveset is pretty good however I dont see him doing traditional wrestling moves like the b2b slam.

 

When it comes to the two powerbombs I really don't think there is an issue with having a variant of a finisher. I do agree on the traditional moves and have been adjusting my set since riot.

[Brandon Hostile]

When it comes to the two powerbombs I really don't think there is an issue with having a variant of a finisher. I do agree on the traditional moves and have been adjusting my set since riot.

 

Then you should actually variant the move then i guess. Have another CAF with the same taunt and a different impact maybe? Cuz the taunts what throws it off for me. having a taunt in one powerbomb and then not one with an actual move with a different lift animation and slam is just odd. Like if you had two jacknifes one with a taunt and one without then it'd make perfect sense to me.

 

any one elses opinion on that?

[Pugh]

Then you should actually variant the move then i guess. Have another CAF with the same taunt and a different impact maybe? Cuz the taunts what throws it off for me. having a taunt in one powerbomb and then not one with an actual move with a different lift animation and slam is just odd. Like if you had two jacknifes one with a taunt and one without then it'd make perfect sense to me.

 

any one elses opinion on that?

 

I can confirm that they both fucking hurt. I think he should have an underused finisher that he rolls out for special occasions. That's a happy medium surely

[The Steve]

Everyone does love me, you are just jeolous Mr. Shi...*COUGH*... Steve.

 

I stand by my statement.

[The Steve]

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• Mmmm, azn girls. I have a rufie colada with her name all over it.

• It was fun, with the rest of ToP, fucking with Stacy back in the day.

• Uh oh, we got a pissed off azn.

• How did Stacy get out there so fast?

• K. Dangelo arrives in the ‘I have a small penis’-mobile. Real men drive Vespas.

• Gospel? Easy listening? I’m revoking your man card.

• Did he just say iceberg lettuce?

• Lotta Black Rackin’ gonna be done. Is that like a Cleveland Steamer?

• He’s religious?

• That Family Guy reference is still funny.

• That segment must have been a pre-tape, because there is no way one gets ring ready in 30 seconds…that also explains how Stacy got out there so fast, but I digest – it’s match time.

• I thought he said he wasn’t into rap?

• Oh for fuck’s sake Braddock, what did you do to yourself?

• Yea, Iceberg lands some offense…at the 5 minute mark.

• Nice reversal of the spear, Iceberg. (K. Dangelo, no offense but you’re too big to be doing spears IMO).

• …and mercifully, it ends (K. Dangelo dominates in this one as Iceberg really couldn’t get it going).

• Dupree goes the Fat Hardy route and has his own show. Will Dupree also get arrested 4 times in under 30 days like Fat Hardy, too? Let’s find out…

• Canucks like dirty whores, too. Who knew?

• I wonder what’s written on those other post-its?

• Who is Dorian, and how does he have the money to afford such things as luxury boxes, champagne, and whores?

• Azn v. Azn – why am I in the mood for a sushi roll?

• (Whoever recorded/edited, if you can, try to lower the entrance music volume and give your voice some reverb. IMO, that would make the whole thing sound even better.)

• Weapons already? I was expecting some puro goodness.

• I’ll take that back, as that sitout facebuster on to the chair looked like it hurt.

• JoMo spot #1…botch.

• Matsuda gives new meaning to ‘suicide dive’.

• A Falcon Arrow on the floor, roll him back in, 1 – 2 – 3 (decent plunder match…couple of nice looking moves on to a chair).

[The Steve]

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• Somebody in the production truck fucked up. Someone is getting fired.

• Nate? Bleh. Fun fact, The Steve has never lost to Nate Ortiz. Closest he came was a 1-1 draw…thanks again, Guy.

• DIGGS! Still rockin’ the dreads? You haven’t beaten The Steve either, FYI.

• You’re not The Steve’s hero. The Steve is The Steve’s hero. He should be your hero, too.

• People bow to you? Lord fucking Shark? WTF?

• The Steve was never long winded…he was just too high to form complete sentences.

• ‘I Wish I Was Nate Ortiz’ v. a fat fuck for the main event…because fat fucks equals ratings.

• OCW’s resident rapist is now raping my eyes with his presence…MAKE IT STOP!

• He’s a homersexual rapist, I see.

• It all makes sense now…D-Jack is Shannon Moore.

• You’re just a big bully…call the whaaambulance.

• (I’m really digging Jookie’s intro.)

• That’s it. Too many people smoke weed. The Steve is making a one off appearance. The Steve is going to host in the middle of the ring, a smoke off between the noob smokers, Spoon...who is the only one that can make this a contest, and The Steve. The Steve will be damned if he has to start crushing up and snorting vicodins just to set himself apart.

• Gentleman’s challenge? Sounds gay.

• Up next, Leon v. Smythe…er, Jookie.

• Leon gets lucky with the JoMo spot to the outside.

• I liked that leapfrog spot.

• The ref needs glasses. How does he not stop Leon when his feet are on the ropes.

• (Both guy’s moveset definitely fit each character.)

• After being dominated, Jookie is starting to make a comeback.

• Holy shit! Didn’t see that finish coming (very solid and fun match to watch).

[Mayhem]

Well you cant fuck with The Steve's review .

 

you can close the thread now

[Useless Dane Xavier]

He's still got 2 pages to go!

[Jookie Marley]

He's still got 2 pages to go!

 

Fuck them two pages. The guy likes my moveset nd match..Discussion done, now on to the riot card lol

[The Steve]

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• Looks like Leon is a touch butthurt after losing to Smythe.

• WTF is ‘kingdom minded’?

• The white RD?

• Yea, The Steve can unfortunately smell it. You should have dropped a deuce before heading to the ring, you sick fuck.

• Ah, it’s another guy that has never defeated The Steve.

• Holy shit, shut the fuck up and get on with it.

• Oh shit…Vinnie has a shooty shoot moment. Thanks for the props, BTW.

• The Steve’s brain hurts after hearing that backstory on the title.

• That was an interesting little segment. Leon, sorry but Dane is way more verbose than you.

• What is a Serpent Series?

• Jay, can you get the in-house sound guy to make Crowe new entrance music?

• Eww…Crowe gets a face full of sweaty balls.

• Dupree misses JoMo spot #1 of the match.

• Crowe completely whiffs on the dive to the outside…ouch.

• Dupree’s Pescado barely grazes Crowe, but Crowe sells it anyway. 10 bucks says this clip makes it on the next Botchamania.

• Dupree again misses on a JoMo spot. That makes two.

• WTF is going on with the camera? I don’t know what Jay is doing, but he needs to have a talk with his production staff.

• Crowe with a missed JoMo spot of his own. Up to three, now.

• Yea…plunder time. /s

• Bloom? Really…REALLY?

• (Good match by both guys. Let’s see where this Bloom thing goes…)