Riot 4/05! + 4/12 Card!

[Mr.Richard Blood]

Finale is up. I apologize to those involved. Lazy day today. Anyways, enjoy!

[Pugh]

Finale is up. I apologize to those involved. Lazy day today. Anyways, enjoy!

 

Oh Shit! Reese just fired the first shot in the ratings war - encroaching up on Asylum's game day!

[Useless Dane Xavier]

How is show discussion at such a low point and we're a week away from Wrestlution VII?

 

The "what's your favorite filling?" review!

Aries/Nate: This feud is filled to the seams with nostalgia, tasty. I like Sensation's involvement in it all and I like how he doesn't want Nate's legacy to be ruined if he doesn't win. Shows that he doesn't have any faith in his son-in-law. Aries calling himself the bastard child was fucking great, and I didn't realize he got all shiny from crawling around in car grease. It all makes sense now!

Leon/Parker: This feud is filled with epicness and hilarity with a side of gender questioning, delicious. Parker and everyone hates Leon and Leon hates everyone period. He can't get past the fact that he can't win a world title, and I don't think he'll ever win one again if he can't beat Parker at Lution. That bitch Alex deserved that stunner and I lost my shit when he arrived, raised hell, and left. Parker is one of the most entertaining and intense competitors in OCW and I can't wait for him to whoop Leon's ass!

 

Jookie/Pugh/Spider: This feud is filled with speed, weed, and ego... a mind numbing concoction. Jookie truly has saved the EX division, and WHO BETTER to get the first shot than Pugh and Black Spider? Nuff said, EX Division is awesomesauce.

 

Dupree/Dimsmore: Two of my favorite wrestlers and people in OCW. They communicate better than anyone else here and not a day goes by that I don't talk to one of them for at least 5 minutes. This feud is filled with AMBITION. I love ambition, it's a good way to start the morning of a long day at work, especially Mondays. These two are innovating the product of efeding. The intervention was amazing, and the way it ended with Dimsmore taking everyone out was so fitting. Dimsmore has clearly got some issues and can't stand hearing the word LUKE. I wonder which he hates more, "LUKE" or... "SERIOUSLY!"

Pepperlowski: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! A daily dose of laughter keeps the doctor away. These two old geezers though, the way they always bicker at each other, they're going to need a doctor... I know just the guy!

 

Da Bitches: A little bit of T n' A is a great way to end the day. It relaxed you, it relieves stress, and you don't even have to use your hand!

 

The matches.

 

Leon & Parker vs. Aries: Very well thought out and put together match. I'd expect such an odd team to not be on the same page, in the same library, or even in the same universe. 4.5/5

Dimsmore vs. Ace Angel: Ace put up a fight, probably the fight of his life, but Dimsmore is in such a state that he can't be stopped, won't be stopped. 4/5

 

A-Team vs. Greene/Lee: A loooooong tag team match, but I was kept entertained throughout. About what you'd expect from a tag team match. 3.8/5

 

Jacob Trance vs. Carlos Cruz: Two people who know each other better than anyone else. They've faced each other 346758736 times and it gets better every time. The RP following tied it all together as well. 4/5

 

Matsuda vs. McGee/Lockhart: About what you'd expect from a handicap match. 2/5

 

Johnny Phoenix vs. Freek: Freek is on a roll! Somebody call his clown momma! 3.5/5

 

The yucky filling.

 

DJack and Kale Lockhart: That is all.

[Pugh]

Are DJack and Jim Black 'Life Partners'?

[Useless Dane Xavier]

Are DJack and Jim Black 'Life Partners'?

Well when you figure in DJack being a rapist and Jim Black having halitosis, it'd make them unappealing to others. So my calculations tell me the answer is yes. They enjoy ravaging each other in all their sweat and shame.

 

Damn I'm a sick fuck.

[Mr.Hennig]

I think Lution has been pushed back to the last week in April, don't quote me on that though.