The Steve Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 As the camera fades in, we see a man wearing a hoodie with the hood up, standing with his back to the camera. After a short moment, the man lets out a loud exhale and turns around to reveal The Steve. The Steve: You see these bloodshot eyes... (The Steve then hold up a sheet of paper with medical test results on it. Upon further inspection, it's the results from a fertility test.) ...and these test results that says that The Steve has no swimmers left? Northern Lights strain #17. The Steve starts to cough violently. After a moment, he finally stops and spits a loogie on the floor. The Steve: You see that black loogie on the floor? Camel non-filters. The Steve lifts his hoodie to expose his rotund midsection. The Steve: You see this gut? Hardees and In-And-Out Burger. The Steve: I am The Steve, and The Steve is...in need of a doctor. 5 Sensation: "I'm an ignorant hispanic."
Brandon Hostile Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Hardee's and In 'N Out? You travel a long ways for your food. You don't mean anything. You're insignificant and you will never know what hate is.
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