The Steve Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 As the camera fades in, we see a man wearing a hoodie with the hood up, standing with his back to the camera. After a short moment, the man lets out a loud exhale and turns around to reveal The Steve. The Steve: You see these bloodshot eyes... (The Steve then hold up a sheet of paper with medical test results on it. Upon further inspection, it's the results from a fertility test.) ...and these test results that says that The Steve has no swimmers left? Northern Lights strain #17. The Steve starts to cough violently. After a moment, he finally stops and spits a loogie on the floor. The Steve: You see that black loogie on the floor? Camel non-filters. The Steve lifts his hoodie to expose his rotund midsection. The Steve: You see this gut? Hardees and In-And-Out Burger. The Steve: I am The Steve, and The Steve is...in need of a doctor. 5 Sensation: "I'm an ignorant hispanic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceberg LeTuce Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Sandbag lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugh Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 The Steve is OCW's Randy The Ram No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Hostile Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Hardee's and In 'N Out? You travel a long ways for your food. You don't mean anything. You're insignificant and you will never know what hate is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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