Wrestling Ichiban Weekly #5

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Welcome to Wrestling Ichiban Weekly #5! I am your esteemed host, the Original Wrestling Journalist, and extremely reputable source of all wrestling news, Gabe Seltzer. This past weeks episodes of Ambition & Riot were extremely eventful. I do have to mention that I do not appreciate the aggressive nature of a Mr. Sean McGee when answering my questions. You want to bring lawyers into this? You got it!

 

Now with that out of the way lets get to the match reviews.

 

Ambition 52

 

Match Reviews

Our first match of the night had newcomer Chris Moore against the Minister of Rock & Roll Ace Angel. A fun simple quick match with Chris Moore picking up the win and some nice momentum. 3 1/2*

 

Justin Raze who is certainly looking to regain some momentum after losing a Hardcore Title shot last week faced fellow rookie Achilles Locke. The two faced off in a very hard hitting match that resulted in a submission victory for Achilles. 3 1/2*

 

"The African-American Suplex Machine" Tobin Frost vs James Rose was an extremely good match to witness in person. The technical abilities of both men were on display in this one. Tobin picks up another great victory over tough competition. 4*

 

The Queen of OCW Tournament continued tonight with KAT facing Katerina. This was female action for a while but I was rather disappointed in the ending of the match. I felt that Katerina was completely out of line for using the chair at the end of the match just because she knew the match was over. 3 1/2*

 

The #1 contender-ship to the Hardcore Title was on the line between former TV Champion Eric Scofield and the weird Bedlam. With Scofields MMA background and Bedlam's blood-lust you would definitely expect a brutal match. And a brutal match is what we got with weapons everywhere. Bedlam picks up a future title shot with a submission victory here. 4*

 

The main event saw "All Natural" Sean McGee against Michael Hollywood in a non-title war between OMG and Cerberus. The two factions have been having a war of words as of late so this matchup was definitely one that I could not wait to see. McGee picks up the win with his brutal finisher. 4*

 

Ambition 52 Quick Notes

 

EZ Cash better treat me with respect if I ever need an interview from Michael Hollywood

 

PRAISE THE LAWD!

 

When the Locke & Raze match spilled to the outside a few times, I'm pretty sure Raze was tempted to go hardcore.

 

Molly looks awfully familiar......she needs a chill pill

 

Free Suplexes from Tobin Frost for everyone!

 

Prison Arms Sean Steiner. Ha, right, Prison Arms.

 

Please don't let me interview Bedlam ever.....

 

The off the ladder clothesline early in Bedlam VS Scofield had me marking out

 

Roofus needs to step his game up

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

Riot 334

 

Match Reviews

With Road to Glory looming around the corner we saw TV Champion Michael Hollywood take on World Champion Parker Stevens after a very lengthy verbal confrontation. Parker would take this victory in a solid opening match. 4 1/4*

 

The highlight of the night was the King of OCW 2013 Debate between Paul Pugh, Tobin Frost, Cody Storm & Jacob Trance. 5* Debate

 

My good friend Mugen took on Jookie Marley in a grudge match from weeks ago. Both men have been looking to get some momentum going as of late. This battle was very even throughout the match but Jookie picks up a huge win and a bit of revenge from a few weeks ago. 4 1/4*

 

K'Dangelo faced off against my favorite rookie and King of OCW finalist Tobin Frost in an extremely hard hitting match between two big men. As expected there were slams, suplexes, more slams and more suplexes. We even saw Tobin fly at one point in the match. Very solid match with KD picking up the win. 4*

 

In what should have been a fantastic match between Leonheart & Spider, ended up in a brawl with even the special ref, Matsuda getting involved. In the end, Leonheart got personal with my good friend Matsuda and there was no other choice but to disqualify him. Could have been better match but still good. 4*

 

King of OCW Finalist Jacob Trance faced off against Eric Scofield. Trance picked up some much needed momentum going into the next match of the tournament with a solid win. 3 3/4*

 

International Champion and King of OCW Finalist Cody Storm faced off against Dimsmore in what can easily be a main event match any other night. Cody Storm takes this one and keeps his momentum going into Road 2 Glory. I enjoyed this match a lot. 4 1/2* for my match of the night.

 

The main event featured Paul Pugh in a handicap match against "The Man of 1389 Holds" Tiberius Dupree & Roofus with Roofus' job on the line. Roofus was definitely able to hold his own for a little while in the match against Pugh and probably even weakened him. In a shocker, this match ended with Roofus leaving his client Dupree and let him get rolled up for a quick win. Entertaining match, and a shocking end. 4 1/4*

 

Riot 334 Quick Notes

 

Can Parker say all that on live TV?

 

Sean, the truth will set you free

 

Tobin Frost had my favorite part of the debate. With Cody at a close second.

 

The Anti-Christ VS The Son of God? I'd be good with that

 

Leonheart VS Dimsmore, I'll mark out for that.

 

Roofus better not get fired.

 

Damn it Roofus! Don't leave us. I have so much hope for you!

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

 

 

OCW Rumors & News

 

Roofus Ruckingston The Thoid's whereabouts are unknown after Riot. Multiple reports have him seen delivering pizzas in Rome. Another sighting in NYC reportedly on a movie set. And multiple reports of Roofus at a dojo in Japan. Seems like Roofus is worldwide these days.

 

Paul Pughs knee injury may be more serious than he is letting on. With a past history of injuries in Japan he may be putting too much stress on the knees. Will he taking time off in the near future?

 

OMG have been fighting some losses lately. Are they going to add or subtract members?

 

My sources have told me that Sean McGee has signed a mega sponsorship deal with GNC. The Badd Boy will apparently become the spokesman for an all new, all natural muscle growth sports drink. One has to wonder what they key ingredient in that is.

 

The "Son of God" Cody Storm has been spotted on his off days preaching on street corners in various cities across the country.

 

OCW has reportedly signed an influential member of OCW's past to a Legends Contract.

 

After recent incidents between Parker Stevens & Mr. Sensation, rumors are going around about high tension backstage.

 

OCW is looking to revive the Tag Team division starting on Ambition. There have been too many established tag teams like The Rising Sons and the A-Team that have not had legitimate tag team experience as of late.

 

OCW officials are extremely impressed with The Television Champion Michael Hollywood and his recent match with Parker Stevens.

 

Eric Scofield is at the forefront of a lot of debate. He has the talent, and the look despite his small stature. His unorthodox offense is said to be "Something Special" amongst the backstage rumblings. Officials are concerned with his gear though, they feel he can play up to his MMA background a bit better.

 

Wrestlution 8 Tickets go on sale in 3 weeks and presale orders have already sold out!

 

OCW will be implementing a new CODE OF CONDUCT. It is said to be deployed sometime during the week according to my sources within OCW upper management.

 

Well that's it for this week. Till next time. This is Gabe Seltzer, Arigato & Sayonara!

[Tiberius Dupree]

I still can't get over the fact that you shat in MY HERO's desk!

 

Not only are you a scumbag, your also not potty trained.

[Parker]

I still can't get over the fact that you shat in MY HERO's desk!

 

Not only are you a scumbag, your also not potty trained.

 

Please, I left him a 'Betterness Brownie'.

[Mr.Sensation]

A piece of shit left a piece of shit on my 40,000 desk. This is why we can't have nice things people.