Dan Syndrome Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 At a cable network local to the OCW territory a local show which discusses wrestling events has a very special guest on. Host: Now some of you may have known this guy as DG Jeryko but he has undergone a transformation as of late into a previous persona in the shape of one Dan Syndrome Syndrome walks onto the set and takes a seat, he is wearing a normal pair of jeans and a t-shirt but what makes his attire seem irregular is a gas mask which he is brandishing. Host: So Mr Syndrome, can I call you Dan? Syndrome: Of Course. Host: My first question, or questions are what's with the name change and what does it mean for your tenure in OCW? Syndrome: Well it's quite simple, when I brandished a false name in what was a bad decision to try and make a change in my life... I was living a lie, I was not being ME. What does Dan Syndrome's arrival in OCW mean? well let me tell you this things will certainly become a lot more artistic in that ring. Host: Artistic? Syndrome: That's right you're not familiar with me work round these parts are you? Dan Syndrome is the Picasso of Wrestlers, an abstract anomaly capable of expressing the deepest sentiments of my soul in that ring to the lowley serfs watching in their 5$ seats or from the safety of their homes on the 4 buck sofas. Hosts: Riiiight, whats with the gas mask? Syndrome: I choose to wear this to stop the fumes of ignorance from intoxicating my find, the gaseous banality of an entire nation seek to corrupt my beautiful mind. Host: Ok and finally you have an unfathomable opportunity coming up where you get to Debut! against a returning legend in the shape of Greg Kael, what does this mean to you? Syndrome: I'd be lying if I didn't say that it made my stomach churn with excitement. Who wouldn't want to watch a returning legend with the importance to OCW that one Mr Gregory Kael holds. And of course if they're all watching Mr Kael they will have no choice but to watch me too and I can get my message out there to the world. But a word of warning Mr Kael, do not look past this rookie, you may be more famous than me but you are in no way more important than I. I will show you the respect your position demands and I expect you to return the courtesy. http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5222/dansigdx9.png
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