Meet Jason Michaels

[Gabriel Alpha]

Meet Jason Michaels.

By Sarah Jones.

 

I sat waiting for almost an hour for a man no one really knows anything about, other then he has been sighted visiting the OCW Head Office earlier this week to discuss a possible contract with either OCW or CCW.

 

It isn’t very often that I would consider making any kind of report on a potential wrestler, unless they were signed to one of the companies within the OCW family, however for some reason this guy peaked my interest. I decided to do some research on the name Jason Michaels, and after trawling through pages of various articles relating to the Jason films, and the Mike Myers Halloween films I finally found the man behind this myth that seems to be growing with each day.

 

A b-movie actor originally from England, not much has been heard from Jason Michaels since his last straight to DVD Release, ‘The Return of Dick’, as you can tell from the title it wasn’t a film for the family to enjoy on a Sunday night, but it did have some revealing insight into the man they call ‘Mr B’, whether they mean because of his size or the fact he has over 100 film credits to his name ranging from bit parts in low budget films, to lead roles in…. you guessed it…. Low budget films… This guy gives it his 100% attention, and to say he is an oddball would be an understatement, think Jim Carey with a dark side that would put Freddy Krueger to shame and you kind of get the idea.

 

I finally got my wish when he walked in the door full of cocky arrogance and ready for his big debut interview.

 

So Jason nice to finally meet you, did you enjoy your flight to the USA?

 

He sits down at this point almost on top me and rubs my leg, I felt a little indomitable at this point considering after less then two seconds of meeting him he was already trying for second base, but then he smiles and sits back before replying.

 

Yeah it was good, first class and not a fat chick in sight, although I did see a fat kid, not sure what the parents were feeding him, but damn, someone needs to go on a diet you get me? Seriously though I didn’t enjoy it half as much as I’m enjoying myself right now talking to you, hell it even beats a good old cup of English tea!

 

I could tell straight away from both his attitude and the way he sat down as if he owned the room that he was going to be a handful, the only question remained would be could I finish the interview before the restraining order was put in to the local police department?

 

So we understand that your looking to sign a contract with OCW? How’s that going?

 

To be honest OCW to me is the place I have dreamed about for years, I can’t tell you how much it means to me to be given this opportunity, to be part of such an illustrious company….. And all that bullshit, you can add some bluff to that right?

 

This is the interview, I don’t add or take away anything…..

 

Ok…. Well….. If I am honest as I said I love OCW, its been a dream of mine to be part of the greatest wrestling company in the industry for years, I grew up watching the likes of Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, The Ultimate Warrior, and then moving on and growing into OCW with the likes of Recon… When he was in the Militia mind, not so much now, and seeing people like Nate Ortiz, and what’s his name, that freaky fat clown dude?

 

Sideshow?

 

Yeah Sideshow, and you know the fact is I always wanted to be part of that, now I got the chance… Except I want to carve my own niche in the market you know, I want people to remember me and say wow he was an industry breaker, he made that company what it is, and that’s why I want to work with CCW and Gabe Richards!

 

CCW? I asked a little shocked he had suddenly done such a u-turn, but then again I got the feeling this might be what this guy was all about.

 

Yeah you see to me they are the shining in OCW’s crown, they are carving out a name in this industry and they are still relatively new, they have the talent, they have the writers, and with someone like me on board they can have all the ratings… I ain’t saying I’m Mr Ego… I can’t wrestle my way out a paper bag, but I can entertain, and in time I will entertain the fans, and pick up the skills needed to compete for championship gold! Watch this space…. In fact watch this as well….

 

As he leant over and motioned me to lean forward I was a little nervous, but then he handed me a business card with the words ‘…‘MR B’ for all your entertainment needs…’ I didn’t know whether to be flattered or sick, but one thing stuck in my head, and that was that I won’t forget this guy anytime soon, and in the wrestling industry that could make or break you.

 

CCW would be lucky to have this guy, well not sure about the lucky part, maybe more they would be right to take a gamble and employ him, I can see big things for him, if he doesn’t get arrested for crimes against women, and/or fashion with the clothes he was wearing that day.

 

I guess the only questions left would be will Gabe be signing him, and how long before he figures he’s got more chance of peace breaking out across the world before I would ever ring him for a date?

[CJ Hoppus]

Wasn't he in Attack of the Flesh Eating Sponge?