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The scene opens inside a Target somewhere in New Jersey. A man in a red shirt looks visibly upset with a co-worker. Obviously a supervisor/subordinate situation.

 

Supervisor: I will not say it again Manny, this is your job so finish stocking the fabric softener!

 

Manny: Sir he mocks me.

 

Supervisor: Who mocks you Manny?

 

Manny: You know who.

 

Supervisor: *sigh* Manny, he is a stuffed bear on the front of a box, he can't mock you.

 

Manny: I beg to differ.

 

Supervisor: I am sure you do, and you can differ all you like from the unemployment line.

 

Manny: Sir, Snuggle is evil! The world should be made aware of this.

 

Supervisor: Right. Just stock the shelves..

 

The supervisor walks away, leaving Manny in the laundry detergent aisle with a box of snuggle fabric softener staring up at him.

 

Manny: You may think you have everyone fooled... but not me. No sirree. I am not buying into your mind games bear.

 

From behind Manny the sound of large boots can be heard. Manny keeps one eye on the Snuggle box while he slowly turns his head.

 

Manny: Sorry this aisle is closed due to treachery... Ov!?

 

Standing there in front of a shocked, happy and elated Manny was his former employer Tall Guy Ov Terror. Manny managed to put his Snuggle trepidations aside to try and hug Ov. Ov placed one hand in Manny's face and pushed him away. Manny in turn hugged his hand.

 

Ov: Hello Manny.

 

Manny: Ov!! I can't believe you are here, how long has it been!?

 

Ov: You were outside of my apartment this morning singing Every Rose until I flung a shoe at you.

 

Manny: Wow, it seems like it was just yesterday.

 

Ov: It wasn't... it was today.

 

Manny: If you need some fabric softener I can suggest our brand... maybe even bounce, but stay away from that bear.

 

Manny manages to fire off one side glare to the box still lying on the floor.

 

Ov: I am not here shopping Manny. I... I can't believe I am actually going to do this. I..

 

Manny: Want to split a cheese stuffed pretzel?

 

Ov: What.. no. I...

 

Manny: You want me to move in!? I was hoping you would say that! This will be awesome!

 

Manny moves a Tide Detergent bottle aside and pulls out plastic trash bag.

 

Manny: Got my stuff, let's go home.

 

Ov pinches the bridge of his own nose in frustration, his eyes clenched like he has a headache.

 

Ov: No. I need you for a job.

 

Manny: I could put in a word with the Manager Ov, we are like this!

 

Manny twists his fingers together to indicate that him and the man yelling at him moments ago were close.

 

Ov:No Manny. I need to hire you back as my personal assistant again. I can't believe I just said that.

 

Manny: Really?

 

Ov: Unfortunately. I am trying to get back in the door at OCW and for some ungodly reason you were well received there.

 

Manny: I look great in spandex.

 

Ov: You never wrestled.

 

Manny: I know.

 

Ov is clearly and visibly getting more frustrated with every moment.

 

Ov: Just LISTEN for a second. So I need you to do whatever half brained garbage you do in order to get us there again. Got it?

Manny: Got it, just as long as I am back for tomorrow. I am working 11 to 7.

 

Ov: You realize you won't be working here anymore.

 

Manny: Oh I know, my shift ended like 3 hours ago I think.

 

Ov: No I mean... you know what never mind.

The two begin walking towards the exit.

 

Manny: OCW.. Orange County Werewolves?

 

Ov: No.

 

Manny: You sure?

 

Ov: Pretty sure it has absolutely nothing to do with werewolves and isn't located in Orange County.

 

Manny: I will ask jeeves later.

 

Ov: You do that.

 

 

The automatic door opens as the two walk out of the store and off into the sunset towards Orange County Werewolves. Manny tries to hold Ov's hand a couple of times but Ov manages to push him away as the scene fades to black.

 

(More to come...seriously this time)

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I thought I did, I guess minus the colors. They only had black and white way back in 2011.. I mean.. um.. This is new. Yeah. New.. No ctrl-c and ctrl-v here people.

 

Colors coming soon. ;)

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no need for colours!

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Ov and Manny are standing in front of a green screen, Manny has a camcorder in his hand as Ov has an annoyed look on his face.

 

Manny: So this isn't for a dating website?

 

Ov: No. For the last time OCW does not stand for Only Christian Women.

 

Manny: What about Cleveland?

 

Ov: What about it?

 

Manny: Maybe it means Only Cleveland Women.

 

Ov: For F's Sake, it is a wrestling organization.

 

Manny: In Cleveland? I didn't know they could wrestle in Cleveland due to gay rights.

 

Ov: Can you please shut up?

 

Manny: Absolutely. Wanna Netflix and Chill?

 

Ov slaps Manny across the face.

 

Manny: Hulu man I take it?

 

Ov: Just hold the camera still and push that little button when I tell you to.

 

Manny: I think...

 

Ov shoots a glare at Manny. Manny instantly shuts his mouth.

 

Ov: Ok and action.

 

Manny points to Ov to indicate he is recording.

 

Ov: Greetings OCW. Long time no see. For those uninitiated, the name is Tall Guy Ov Terror and I am finally coming back home to the OCW ring. Get used to seeing this face, get used to hearing this voice.

 

Manny: Yeah get used to it!

 

Ov: Not that voice, my voice.

 

Manny: And mine!

 

Manny turns the camera on himself now.

 

Manny: That's right Christian Cleveland women! We are coming for you! And if we like it we WILL put a ring on it!! If you know what I mean.

 

Ov is silently steaming. Manny notices and points the camera back to Ov. But finishes his thought before Ov has a chance to speak.

 

Manny: I mean, we will marry you.. that's what the ring means. Sorry.. continue Ov.

 

Ov: *Ahem* I realize the unorthodox nature of this, but it will be no different then when you jerks get in the ring with Terror. I will reign down a fury like you have never felt. Get ready OvCW. Get ready to Wet Yourselves Accordingly.

 

Ov gives Manny the cut signal, Manny nods and shuts off the camera.

 

Manny: Um...

 

Ov: What?

 

Manny: It's just... nevermind.

 

Ov: It's just what?

 

Manny: I think you should have a rose like the Bachelor.

 

Ov: Out.

 

Manny: Or perhaps a clock like Flava Flave. Is that show still on? YEEEEEEEAH BOOOOOY!!

 

Ov: OUT!

 

Manny quickly exits the room, leaving Ov shaking his head.

 

Ov: I hate him... I hate him so much.

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