Bloom Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 The Camera pans to the hustle and bustle of New York City. A yellow Cab pulls up to OCW HQ. The Camera closes in on the outside of the cab as you hear passenger and driver having a conversation. Passenger: So dude, what you want to do is tuck and roll when The Skeleton Kings axe lights up. Once you get to the Ice Ledge you just use your Sonic Tonic Spell to break the ledge, then when it breaks you just hold down (A) for the downward Slash of Orion with the falling ice, THEN BAM Skeleton King is pwnt! Driver: Oh thank you, that skeleton bitch was breaking apart my marriage, thank you so much my friend! We see its A.C Cobra and the Cab Driver A.C Cobra: No worries! heres an extra 5 bucks, SONIC TONIC!!! Driver: Thank you my friend!, SONIC TONIC!!! Cobra exits the cab and looks straight up at the massive building dedicated to OCW, in the heart of New York City. He enters the reception area and tries to wrap his head around such an extravagant lobby, yet all the cost cutting measures! A.C flashes his ID as he gets let through the security suite. He decides to a micro game of Clash of Kings on the ride up the elevator before he reaches the top floor. As the door opens, Interns are rushing too and fro, some in varying forms of panic. Cobra continues down the hall and he makes a left. He is greeted by a glass door with a keycode. He enters Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B.A B.A Select Start. Literally nothing happens as he sighs to himself. The light beeps green and he enters, sitting behind a lovely desk of aged MAHOGANY!! is Our Hero's bestest, most loyal, and super cool, sidekick/security! BIRDIE!!! Birdie is chewing on gum reading the latest issue of Soldier of Fortune on he Ipad. Without taking her eyes off the Ipad she acknowledges our young padawan! Birdie: He's in a meeting, which is a code for he is on reddit yelling at trolls on /r/ocwfed Cobra: Hey Welcome back!, um so uh hows it going? Birdie: Thanks, it's only part time. It's actually kind of boring with out some kind of BIG BAD to deal with. He has me here because and I quote "MAGAN IS OUT TO GET ME I KNOW IT!!, IF YOU SEE HIM SHOOT HIM IN THE FOOT, OR THE TOE" Cobra: Ah I see.. Cobra looks to try to continue this conversation but decides it's probably better to get right to business! Cobra: So Can I uh..go in? Birdie: Go ahead but stay low, he's in one of his moods. As Cobra makes his way to the door marked. OFFICE OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OUR HERO MR. JAYSIN CLINTON SENSATION - OWNER FOUNDER RULER GRAND PUBA OF ONLINE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES!! He gently knocks, the sound of shouting can be heard on the other side. Our Hero: ITS OPEN, DONT COME IN! Cobra pauses for a moment. Cobra yells Cobra: Does that mean come in? Our Hero: IT MEANS SHUT UP! Cobra confused takes a deep breath and opens the door! He funds Our Hero literally standing on his chair shouting at his laptop. Our Hero: F*** YOU PugPark1998, YOU MARK!, FUNNY MAKES MONEY!!!, BILL DING IS A GOD DAMN SAINT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! AND HOW DARE YOU COMMENT ON PARKERS WORK RATE, HE WOULD RUN CIRCLES AROUND YOU, AND NO KD ISN'T AUTISTIC HE'S JUST IGNORANT YOU SISSY!, AND ITS RUDE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT AUTISM YOU ASSHOLE, WHY DONT YOU GET OUT YOUR MOMMA BASEMENT, AND TOUCH A WOMAN YOU CHIN STRAPPED VIRGIN!.YOUR YOUTUBE CHANEL SUCKS!! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SMELL LIKE PEE!!! Our Hero turns his attention to Cobra who waves! Our Hero quickly kicks his feet forward and lands ass first into his chair with a loud, obviously painful sounding thud he tries to calmly put his feet on his desk in an effort to look cool, but we are pretty sure he just got a hairline fracture on his Coxis. Our Hero: COBRETTTI!!!, good to see you good to see you, how you been, you look good, WHAT DO YOU WANT! Cobra: Well sir, um I. Our Hero: OUT WITH IT COBRETTI!! Cobra: Well... Our Hero: WELL WHAT? Cobra realizes the only way to communicate with a hairline fractured recently trolled by reddit Our Hero Mr. Sensation is to shout. Cobra: ITS ABOUT CERTIFIED GREATNESS, LIVE FROM BOSTON MASS, ON SUNDAY FEBURARY 28TH,2016 ONLY ON OCWFED.TV!!! Our Hero: WHAT ABOUT, CERTIFIED GREATNESS, LIVE FROM BOSTON MASS, ON SUNDAY FEBURARY 28TH,2016 ONLY ON OCWFED.TV!!! Cobra: I THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE SIR! Our Hero: INCONCEIVABLE!!!!! I AM PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! You can hear Birdie in the other room as she quickly joins in on the shouting. Birdie: NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our Hero: CURSE YOU WOMAN!!!! Birdie: DO I HAVE TO COME BACK THERE? Our Hero: NO!, WHY DONT YOU GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH WITH NO CRUST!!! The room goes silent, as Mr.Sensation realizes he may have just wrote a check his coxis can't cash. In an instant Our Hero is beaned by a cup of instant noodles! Our Hero: JOKES ON YOU I NEED WATER!! In another instant a huge water bottle comes zooming into the Office and pegs Our Hero right in the chest, the force tips him backwards and he goes tumbling down. Cobra just stands quietly as Our Hero tries to get to his feet. Our Hero: Arm, like a god damned cannon......THANK YOU BIRDIE, THAT WILL BE ALL!!! As Mr.Sensation prepares to prepare his Cup o Noodles. Cobra continues with his claim. The room gets calm. Cobra: AS YOU SEE SIR, You booked Tre Golden vs Marley vs KD Angelo vs Xander Rane. I think you mean't to book Me vs Marley vs KD vs Xander..... Our Hero: Hmmm.. Cobra: You know the Wolves will just double team Jookie and KD. Our Hero: Hmmmmm... Cobra: So um is it possible that you swap me for Tre Golden? Our Hero begins to ponder..... Our Hero: You make a compelling point Cobretti, but I am never wrong so the match still stands. Cobra deflates as he accepts defeat. He begins to walk out of Our Hero's office. Cobra: Alright sir, thank you for your time. As Cobra is leaving Our Hero shouts! A.C turns back and as the microwave beep, beeps to signify his ramen is done Mr.Sensation looks at A.C. Cobra and extends his Left Arm out, he gives a thumbs up and a wink showing his pearly whites! Our Hero: I OWE YA ONE KID!!!!! Cobra not knowing how to take this gives a half smile and closes the door. As he passes Birdie she speaks. Birdie: Don't looks so glum, if he owes you one it's as good as gold!. The last people he owed where Cody Storm and Parker........ Cobra knowing history feels a bit better. He starts humming the Ryu Theme song as the Camera fades! 8 Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
Bloom Posted February 19, 2016 Author Posted February 19, 2016 This was more than show worthy. Coulda used it for the show, but this only took 5 mins. If im inspired im inspired b. Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
Xander Rane Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 This is why you're the bossman 2 I want everyone to know that Jookie Marley might just be the dumbest person I have ever met.
Sean McGee Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 Don't worry Cobra ...in two years you will get what is owed to you!!! #Clockstartsnow 6 OCW WORLD CHAMPION 2X North American Champion 1X T.V. Champion
Bloom Posted February 19, 2016 Author Posted February 19, 2016 Don't worry Cobra ...in two years you will get what is owed to you!!! #Clockstartsnow http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBKqb9SWkAAy9VR.png 2 Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
A.C. Cobra Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 Don't worry Cobra ...in two years you will get what is owed to you!!! #Clockstartsnow Thank God I made AC pale, if I made him black............................................................................. 2
Bloom Posted February 19, 2016 Author Posted February 19, 2016 Thank God I made AC pale, if I made him black............................................................................. Ungreatful son of a bitch. 1 Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
Jackson Montgomery Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/HJWawLk.gif 2 1x - OCW Turmoil Heavyweight Champion ** Mr. Sensation - "Jackson's a good egg." ** Pugh - "Jackson just earned himself the Parker Stevens memorial award for inappropriate jokes. The prize is... well... don't open your desk drawer ever again"
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