An address to the Gentleman's Club

[Jimmy Henry]

The scene opens with Jimmy Henry adjusting a home video camera. Once he has it in position, he moves away revealing what appears to be his living room. He sits on the couch directly in front and addresses the camera:

 

Jimmy: So Jack, Ed & Seb. You have my full attention now. Your little stunt on Turmoil after my match with Dustin has earned you that. The Gentleman's Club is now my primary focus. Screw the Turmoil title, screw the TV title, screw the S-Cup. I will not stop until the Club, respects its place on the OCW roster.

 

Jimmy: Seb, I'm not even angry with you, I'm just disappointed. But I understand it. Without these guys, you have nothing, you are irrelevant. Jack comes along, promises you the world, some direction, some friends. I get it buddy, but I thought you were made of stronger stuff. Not the first time I've been wrong.

 

Jimmy shrugs his shoulders sarcastically

 

Jimmy: So onto you Jack, you want me vs Big Ed at Summercide? You want the big retard to beat me so bad, that I end up like Tank? Unemployed, returning for squash matches for a few hundred bucks, when times get tough?

 

Jimmy: The things is, that's not my style. I don't just quit after losses. I've lost much more important matches before, and showed up for work the next week as usual, without throwing my toys out the pram. See, that's the thing, Big Ed is much more like Tank than he would care to admit. Similar undeveloped brains, unable to control their feelings of aggression, and therein lies his weakness.

 

Jimmy smirks and looks off to the right of the camera, with a knowing glare in his eyes.

Jimmy: You see, I've suffered bigger beatings than your talking gorilla can dish out. So I will happily get in the ring with him. I'm not one to back down from a fight, so if booking wants to make it a thing, go ahead: Big Ed vs Jimmy Henry at Summercide.

 

Jimmy: Just remember that a couple of weeks ago you said that the winner of the Turmoil match just there, and I quote: "gets to decide the stipulation of your ppv showdown. Any kind of match your little simpleton, eurotrash brain can comprehend is fair game."

 

Jimmy: Well, before your boys came and got their cheapshots in, I recall beating Dustin White in that ring. I'm not dumb, if I choose no DQ, you just have your Club interfere and ruin it, and I don't really fancy messing around with cages or ladders anytime soon. So I've decided, in the interest of keeping things fair and interesting, I'd like to have a lumberjack match!

Jimmy looks down at the ground, and nods to himself

Jimmy: Ed, with 2 members of the Club in his corner, and me with 2 wrestlers in my corner. If either of us goes outside the ring, fair game, get a few hits or moves in, throw us back in. But nobody is allowed to get in the ring and interfere with Ed and I going one on one, and nobody other than the 4 specified wrestlers is allowed at ringside.

 

Jimmy: Now I'm a believer in rewards. And I believe that if I manage to beat Big Ed, I should be rewarded with the opportunity to go 1 on 1 with you, on the Turmoil following the PPV. No DQs & your Gentleman's Club must remain in their locker room, supervised I may add, whilst the match is in action. Please tell me you are so confident in Big Ed beating me, that you are not too scared to agree to that.

Jimmy smiles to himself at the prospect of getting to fight Jack.

Jimmy: I am a fair man though, so I will allow you to add your own stipulation should Big Ed beat me at Summercide.

 

Jimmy: Now I see I'm booked against Cactus on Turmoil this week. I'm hoping the Club won't see this as an opportunity to come out and cheap shot me again. Just because I don't run in a little club or gang, doesn't mean I don't have friends around here...

After finishing his lengthy rant, Jimmy gets up from his seat and stops the video camera, which fades to black.

[Cactus Gauge]

[Dustin White]

[Bloom]

One Guy who fell out of the Indies vs ALL....of the Dirty Club.

[Jacob Trance]

Hopefully whoever you pick as lumberjacks understands not to start smashing powermoves on people that fall out the ring, couple of stomps and a whip back into the ring will suffice fellas.