Pugh Posted August 29, 2016 Posted August 29, 2016 The date is August 29, 2016. The location. Los Angeles, California. The city of angels, and last night - the city of mass confusion. As the dust settles on Summercide and the OCW circus gets ready to move on to its next stop, we're treated to a few shots of the empty arena. Its serene - a picture of perfection and good health - the events of the night before still hang in the air as... Pugh: I SAID NO! We immediately cut backstage where a bi-spectacled man is huddled over a Macbook Pro, desperately trying to avoid the fury of the former Champion. Pugh is watching everything he's doing over his shoulder Man: Like this? Pugh's face turns a deep shade of crimson, steam almost popping out of his ears Pugh: Of course... The man looks relieved, and a grin passes across his face until Pugh: Not! Dejected, he returns to the computer Pugh: It needs to be Brave. Regal. Exciting. Elegant. Aggressive... and also there needs to be a bear. He taps at his computer again and shows Pugh the screen. Pugh: Sid, do you hate me? Sid: No sir I... Before Sid can finish, Pugh dumps a shaker full of protein shake onto the laptop. Sid is taken aback as Pugh just stands, looking forward, barely moved Pugh: Now Sid I want you to go down to the local Apple store, and I want you to use this to buy a new Macbook. He holds up an American Express Black card with the name "J C Sensation" emblazoned on it in raised silver lettering Pugh: Then I want you to smash that one too. Then buy a new one, until you can create me something that doesn't look like these monstrosities. Pugh points in the direction of a selection of hanging banners for the more recent OCW programming Pugh: Then you will deliver to me a banner - a banner representing what I asked for. What did I ask for Sid? Sid sheepishly looks at Pugh. He's embarassed, and Pugh seems to know why Pugh: You didn't write it down did you? It was in the computer wasn't it? He nods. Pugh also nods and then seizes the destroyed computer from the desk, hurling it like a frisbee towards the hanging banners, and bringing down the Momentum, Suicide Sqwawk and Riot logos in the process and shattering what seems to be a very expensive glass pane. Pugh: Elegant. Aggressive... and a fucking bear. And I swear to god, I'm going to make you eat so many spider webs if I don't get that logo on my trunks by next week. Sid grabs his messenger bag and his OCW travel cup of delicious Java (hausofhoot.com) and slides out of shot as Pugh looks towards the mess he's made. Pugh: Hmm. Somebody's going to have to clear this up... I wonder if Minio still works here? The camera focusses on the mess as Pugh walks out of shot - we cut away to OCWFED.com signage 6 No.
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