Human Resources Department

[Mugen]

We find ourselves in the OCW HQ where some office staff are seen hard at work keeping OCW running like the premiere wrestling company that it is. Without warning we see a stack of papers flying up in the air and a couple of shrieks from the female employees.

 

As the view focuses in on the chaos, we find out that it is actually The Overlord, The Lord of the Lariat, The Messiah of the Multiverse and new OCW Champion who has started this commotion. Not wearing his trademark face paint today, he looks extremely pissed off with a piece of paper in his hand.

 

As he quickly scans the office he raises up the piece of paper which is actually a promotional photo that was just sent out for press release.

 

http://i.imgur.com/19FdGdN.jpg

 

Mugen: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!

 

Mugen looks around as everybody is staring at him.

 

Mugen: SERIOUSLY. WHO MADE THIS GRAPHIC WITHOUT MY APPROVAL. I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.

 

We see a hand slowly coming up from the back part of the office.

 

Mugen: YOU! FRONT AND CENTER!

 

The hand comes down as we see a portly white gentleman, wait he might be Hispanic, maybe part Native American. Whatever he is, he's fat okay? And balding, oh he's definitely balding.

Mugen: State your name.

 

Employee: I'm George.

 

Mugen: GEORGE! And what do you do here?

 

George: I'm one of the interns in the marketing department.

 

Mugen: INTERN?! You are balding kid!

 

George: It's a family thing. My father's 48 and he's been bald since 31.

 

Mugen: JESUS CHRIST. Well...........so you are the one responsible for this graphic.

 

Mugen raises the photo again and sticks it in George's face.

 

George: Yes? Please don't hurt me Mr. Mugen.

 

Mugen starts laughing as he smells the fear on George. Actually he also smells what George just had for lunch because the stupid sonofagun had onions all in his sandwich. Stick to salads kid.

Mugen: I'd like to thank you, and say you did a good job......

 

George's eyes light up like the 4th of July at what he has just heard.

 

George: Well, you don't have to thank me, it was pretty easy to make you look good.....

 

Mugen cuts him off mid-sentence.

 

Mugen: You did a good job on SCREWING UP EVERYTHING.

 

The fear in George's eyes are back as he sees anger in Mugen's eyes.

 

Mugen: WHO THE HELL AUTHORIZED YOU TO MAKE THIS AND SEND THIS.

 

George: I did......

 

Mugen sighs for a moment.

 

Mugen: This is all very stressful and very embarassing.............TO ME. WHAT THE HELL DO WE PAY YOU HERE FOR?!

 

George: Well.....you don't pay me, I'm doing this for college credit.

 

Mugen: Well George...........I will see to it that you do not get ANY CREDIT FOR THIS SEMESTER. George, thank you. Thank you for your services for you are no longer needed and thank you......for this.....

 

Without warning, Mugen kicks George in his big belly and grabs him by the last bit of hair he has left. Mugen motions for other employees to leave the nearby break room with his free hand.

 

Mugen then takes George and sets him up for what looks like Imugenation. Using some extra force, Mugen sends George right through the window separating the break room from the rest of the office with a vintage Imugenation.

Mugen: YOU DUMMY! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOOK FOOLISH WITH THE GRAPHIC. HOW COME YOU DIDN'T USE ONE OF THE STUDIO PHOTOS OF ME WITH THE BELT? YOU DUMMY, WHY WOULD YOU JUST CRUDELY PLACE A BELT CUT ON MY HAND?

 

Mugen starts stomping on the downed former intern and continues to berate him.

 

Mugen: WHO THE HELL USES THAT KIND OF FONT? WHAT ARE WE, IN 5TH GRADE? THIS FONT IS FOR A 5TH GRADER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. AND WHO'S PAYING FOR THIS STOCK PHOTO OF FIREWORKS YOU USED? BETTER NOT BE ME.

 

Mugen starts kicking the near lifeless body of George.

 

Mugen: AND FREE CAKE?! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE CAKE. THE ONLY THING YOU GOT RIGHT IS THAT DRAGO GETS NO CAKE. LOSERS DESERVE NO CAKE.

 

Mugen stops the beating as the rest of the office is still shocked at what just happened in front of them. Mugen turns around to look at them.

Mugen: If you have a problem, please speak up now or forever hold your peace.

 

Nobody in the office has anything to say and they all turn back to their desks to work as if nothing happened. Mugen tidies his suit jacket back up and wipes some of the sweat on his forehead with a handkerchief.

Mugen walks over to two of the new security staff brought in by his new business associate AJ Phoenix.

Mugen: Please escort George out of the building and please get me on the line with Human Resources ASAP. I think we are going to need to speak on a variety of topics regarding who we hire these days.

 

The two men nod and get onto their work.

 

Mugen: I'm not letting anyone ruin my celebration.

 

The scene fades out as we see Mugen enter an elevator.