Pugh Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Pugh: ...because lady - if I wanted to drive around in something tiny and full of hot air I'd climb inside Dennis Black... We join Paul Pugh at the rental desk of Shertz Hydrogen/Environmentally Eccentric Transport as he's superkicking the driver side mirror off a 2016 Hyundai whatever the fuck. He dusts his jacket down and looks at the Lady. Pugh: So do you have anything else? She shakes her head and looks at Pugh like he's lost his mind Pugh: Blow it out your ass then... He lifts his rolling carry on onto his shoulder and begins to wander across a road, causing traffic to stop and furious motorists to hurl abuse at the former champ. He's oblivious, looking down at his phone as he stumbles through the terminal. As he arrives at another door, he's met by a honking of a horn in the night. The camera spins around to find a huge spray painted van with a mural of a rastafarian man shrouded in smoke next to a giant suspect leaf type drawing. He walks over to the van and takes a peep into the passenger window. A grin comes across his face as he notices who is inside. Pugh: Ayyy Paisan! What's going on MY GUY! The camera gets in closer but Pugh waves his finger at it Pugh: No... You don't get to see who's in here. Smoke billows out of the van as the camera retreats. Pugh: Jesus guy, I thought you were vaping now - look at this shit. It's in my pores brother! Ni Ni Ni! He opens up the side of the van, sliding the door to the side as a man who looks suspiciously like former OCW superstar Young Ryan tumbles out to the sidewalk. Pugh watches on, shocked, as the tiny man springs to his feet and hauls ass off into the distance - his arms still tied together. Without skipping a beat, Pugh throws his bag into the back and opens up the passenger door Pugh: Was that Buddy Burns? He steps into the van and slams the door behind him, still chatting away to the unknown driver. The scene fades as a Riot bound van hurtles into traffic, causing yet more chaos on the mean streets of wherever Riot is this week 6 No.
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