Tyson Tyker walks to the interview area, and grabs a cameraman.

 

Tyson Tyler: Right now is my time. I have a some amazing news to share, and you will pay attention as I finally answer the prayers of wrestling fans the world over.

 

The camera man zooms in, and focuses on Tyson Tyler.

 

Tyson Tyler: For years we have had all types of guys enter this building, walk through that curtain and call themselves things like: The Best, Phenomenal, and Legendary. They have entertained you with their moves and abilities, and have brought you to tears with the stories of overcoming triumph and making it to the big leagues. Or by announcing their defeat and ultimate removal from the ring.

 

Tyson Tyler smirks.

 

Tyson Tyler: Well say goodbye to all of that. Unlike them I don't give myself false titles, to build false hype. I don't need to be called or to call myself the best, in order to prove it. I am not an "entertainer" I am a Artist! I have perfected my craft and I know without a shadow of doubt, that I can put sell any show faster than some spot monkey. I don't have triumphed stories, and I damn sure won't have any untimely defeats. Take a good look at me gentlemen. I am the savior of not only this company, but the savior of wrestling everywhere. Due to me being here you are all on a new level, and you are all now forced to try...keyword is try to surpass me. I have given this company the gift that is Tyson Tyler. You're Welcome.

 

Tyson Tyler shakes the cameraman's hand, as he walks away to exit the building.

Hmm.