Tyson's Plead for More

[Tyson Tyler]

Tyson is sitting outside of a Ice Cream shop eating a Banana Split.

 

Tyson: I am pretty sure it will make zero sense, why I am sitting here eating Ice Cream instead of in the gym working out or off doing other things you think wrestlers should do.

 

Tyson takes another bite of the Ice Cream.

 

Tyson: That is simply because of two things.. Management won't book me, and/or no one will face me. I can make challenges until I'm blue in the face, doesn't mean anyone will accept. I would more than likely get a snarky remake from original, because well they have nothing better to do.

 

Tyson laughs as he finishes his ice cream.

 

Tyson: Each week I will call someone out, some of you who have undeserving egos will see it as disrespect and others will laugh and say no because I'm a "rookie." Only the real men will accept and fight me, only the real wrestlers who care about the business will fight me like Dennis did. Those who accept are the ones that care about and value their craft enough to fight new people and see if they still have what it takes or if they need to try and use something new.

 

Tyson pulls out a copy of his contract.

 

Tyson: I signed this compete, not to sit on the sidelines and wait until management decides wake up and actually book me in a match. So this isn't just a challenge to anyone each week to face me, this is a challenge to management....BOOK ME! Give me opponents each week, I'm not here for you to look at and see another rookie that doesn't need a match. I am here for you to test me, push me to and way beyond my limits. It's like you're afraid to do your job. So if anyone at all wants to fight me..be a man step up, or all you all happy that management will hold you're hand and give you matches as a form of protection, from people who want and will put a fight.

 

Tyson receives a phone call, his face goes from amused to angry and annoyed. He hangs up, and slams the phone onto the table.

 

Tyson: You have got to be kidding me...there must be an error somewhere. I just got a call, and I only have two questions... what the hell is Momentum 4 and why I am not on it. If it's a brand exclusive ppv or show fine I get it, but if it's something all of us from riot and turmoil can appear on WHAT THE HELL! Management, and everyone involved...this better be some brand exclusive event or I will give you a reason not to like or book me.

 

Tyson looks around lost.

 

Tyson: Now where is the waiter, I need more of the this amazing Ice Cream I mean seriously how do they make this stuff... WAITER! HEY WAITER!

 

Tyson walks off, looking for the waiter to get more Ice Cream.

[Jacob Trance]

Did you mean to say you're shitting on the sidelines, or was it an amusing typo?

[Tyson Tyler]

I corrected it, I started typing the minute I woke up so I know there are errors. I am rereading and editing