Bray Posted September 17, 2016 Posted September 17, 2016 Bray S. Spur: No extra introduction today because the person that edits this is a lazy piece of shit. We’re BACK! Weekly Greek Jericho. Your hosts are The Broken Spirit and the…. Crown Jewel…. of OCW, my…. plucky, annoying, unexpectedly cute- Ace: Ace! Everybody! Anndddd we’re back! Welcome back to Weekly Greek Jericho, ladies and Jacks! Sorry for the wait. Like Bray said, the guy who edits this is a lazy piece of shit. But nonetheless, we’re back! FINALLY! Bray S. Spur: Mmmhmm. Ace: ….Still mad? Bray S. Spur: Roll the fucking tape. Opening Segment Bray S. Spur: GOD DAMMIT! Wanted to see that match…. Ace: Blake is sick? Seriously? Bray S. Spur: Get the fuck outta here. Ace: Well I mean at least B-17 gets to be free. Tonight anyway. Bray S. Spur: True. Beatrice gets to keep his dignity for our date tonight! Ace: Continuing on… Bray S. Spur: Wait! What happened to Alex on Riot again? Ace:..... She got beat up by Versus? Bray S. Spur: Careful. The feminazis are strong these days. The Best (or 2nd) Segment on the Show Ace: We shouldn’t review our own segment, should we? Bray S. Spur: We just did. Look at those two beautiful motherfuckers!... Ace: Well, a beautiful woman and her psychopathic brother. Bray S. Spur: Speaking of, your match is next. (Non Title!) Willow © vs Ace Ace: Mamase Mamasa Mama Co Sa, Help me sing itttt. Bray S. Spur: Hmph, ….decent match. Ace:... Oh really? That’s all you have now!? Bray S. Spur: I mean I already said what I wanted to say on Turmoil! What more do you want me to say!? Ace: [scoffing] Asshole. Bray S. Spur: Freak. Ace: I love you too. B-17 and Brandon Segment Ace: Awwww. Look at Beasle doing something nice! Bray S. Spur: The kid has a… strange choice in favorites though. Ace: How so? Bray S. Spur: Because Beasle doesn’t show up on dates and Trance is poopy… I mean shitty. Ace: Next… The Best Segment on the Show Ace: You seriously disturb me, Ali. Bray S. Spur: I disturb many people. Just some love me for it and some piss blood on themselves for it. Which one are you? Ace says nothing and starts to whistle. Bray S. Spur: Don’t answer that. Loki & Trance vs the Orphanage Bray S. Spur: Holy fuck, the idiots actually won. Ace: How come you aren’t in a tag team or a stable? Bray S. Spur: Because I’m too much baggage for these scrubs!..... Bray S. Spur: Andddd no one returns my phone calls. Ace: Lonelyyyy, you’re so lonelyyyy… Bray S. Spur: Shut the fuck up. Ace simply chuckles. Brother/Sister Segment Numbah Dos Ace: Good question. Did you call me a sissy? Bray S. Spur: You actually listened to the commentators? Fuck is that? Ace: Nevermind then. Jack and….. God Segment Ace: The gang war just got a little bit better! Bray S. Spur: Fuck that! How come God comes to talk to James and not me!? Ace: …. You’re joking right? Bray S. Spur: I always joke, except when it’s not a joke. Bray S. Spur: Hmm, Versus never responded to my text. Ace: Why would he respond to your text? Bray S. Spur: Skip. Cactus vs Jason Williams Bray S. Spur: God dammit, Cactus! You lost to a member of the Bitch Squad! Ace: ….. Bray S. Spur: No comment? Ace: Wonder where Jakub was. Bray S. Spur: FUCK JAKUB! He’s gonna get what’s coming to him for getting in my business. Madison Interview Both: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Bray S. Spur: So wait… the fucking rookie with T’s in his name gets to main event Turmoil before me? What kind of witch doctor bullshit is this? The Idiots and Ashley Segment Bray S. Spur: World. Spinning. Too. Much. General Manager. Bullshit. Rules. Can’t. Even. Fucking. TYPE! Bray S. Spur vs Nate Dunn Bray S. Spur: I’m not gonna say anything. Ace: I’m sorry, alright!? Bray S. Spur: You can keep your sorry. At least until I kill one of the Convoy at the PPV. Hopefully it’s Jakub too. I’ll smack that fucking hair off of his fucking- Ace: Moving on.. Please? Cactus Segment Bray S. Spur: Dammit Cactus. He and I both need a resurgence. Ace: Resurgence? Bray S. Spur: I saw it on another wrestling channel. The Cell Bray S. Spur: Wrong segment, you stupid idiot! Jackson Segment Ace: Is it me or did Jackson sound…. Black? Bray S. Spur: Can’t be. He’s a racist, remember? Ace: ACCIDENTAL racist! Main Event Bray S. Spur: Right. So the rookie who calls out the champion gets to main event…. Fuck that shit. Ace: Well, I mean- Bray S. Spur: No! Fuck…. Moving on! The Last Segment Bray S. Spur: This is funny because.. I’ve actually beaten Malu. Or did the fat ass fuck forget that? Ace: People always forget about you! You- Bray S. Spur: Say stink and I’ll throw this fucking TV. Ace: …...Urban? Bray S. Spur: That’s it for Weekly Greek Jericho. We’ll return once I wipe my ass and go to sleep. 4 "It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
Tyson Tyler Posted September 18, 2016 Posted September 18, 2016 Tyson watches Weekly Greek Jericho on YouTube he pauses it. Tyson: What the hell is this crap, is this what wrestling has come to? the same cut and paste unfunny "mean" guy. No seriously this is the stuff people find entertaining now? Tyson closes the laptop. Tyson: Tell me what calling someone a lazy piece of shit does for the segment? I didn't even bother to watch the rest of this crap, I have already lost 3 minutes of my life I can never get back. This very segment is a cancer to wrestling, you just took 13 years off my life with this. Do us all a favor and never do another one of these, my shits are better than this. Tyson pulls out a flyer for clown school. Tyson: This is more suited for you, hell maybe they can give you a few lessons. It's okay it's plenty of other clowns here that can join you, like your co-host or whatever he is. Tyson walks off, leaving the flyer on the ground. 2
Bray Posted September 18, 2016 Author Posted September 18, 2016 No more than an hour after Weekly Greek Jericho goes on the air, Ace is shown scrolling through her laptop, reading the recent feedback. After seconds of scouring, she comes across a comment by one "Glorious_One" and raises an eyebrow. Confused, she searches for her brother. Ace: Hey Bray! Bray jerks angrily and falls off his bunk bed. He quickly rises with an angry look on his face. Bray S. Spur: What is it, Ace!?!? Ace: Come look at this! This Tyson guy just posted a comment on the show. Bray kneels down to the laptop and reads the comment. Once he finishes, he's quiet for a second until it changes to hysterical laughter. He laughs himself on the ground clutching his stomach. Ace presses the stopwatch button on her phone. A minute and 30 seconds later to be exact, he rises and wipes the tears from his eyes. Bray S. Spur: Hooo boy.. Who in the fuck is this? Ace: Tyson Taylor. Tyler, I mean. The guy you rambled on for main eventing Turmoil. Bray S. Spur: Oh right, him. [chuckling] Oh boy! If somebody doesn't get this little punk ass Double T lookin ass outta here?!? I- I mean, his shits are better than this!? What kinda shit he has? Ace: Well, I- Bray S. Spur: He's a walking high school stereotype is what he is. First he gets his ass fucked by Dennis and now he wants to run down my show!? I'll give him this, he had the balls to say that stuff on YouTube. Better yet, no. He doesn't have any balls because I know for a fact that if he said that shit to my face, his face would be arranged to look like Donald Trump and Homer Simpson's fuckin love child. Bray slowly closes Ace's laptop. Bray S. Spur: Maybe I should go to a clown school! Because if that was supposed to make me laugh, it sure as fuck did! Hell I'm glad it took 13 years off his life so I don't have to hear his monkey ass anymore! Bray laughs a bit more before going to the sink to splash water on his face. Bray S. Spur: I mean, who, WHO IS THIS? Jimmy Henry 2.0? The Mississippi Kid? Last time I checked the last person to call me out on something I beat his ass. ...But in all seriousness, I can cut better shit than his monkey ass in my sleep. If anything's a cancer, he's a cancer to my fuckin throat! I need cough drops! Forget about it! Ace: We can't be humble and less asshole-ish like Dennis and Madison were? Bray S. Spur: Those two are soft! I'm not! They gave him the benefit of the doubt. I'm not! If this leads to a match against me at Turmoil 142, be my guest! I'll kick his ass in 5 minutes if I wanted! Now, let me go to sleep! FUCK! Bray slumps back to his bed. Bray S. Spur: Tune in to the next Weekly Greek Jericho, Double T! We hope you enjoy it! 2 "It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
Tyson Tyler Posted September 18, 2016 Posted September 18, 2016 Tyson smirks, and removes the sunglasses from his face. Tyson: Now that was funny, I mean it was completely brilliant. I do have one question, who's the catcher and who is the pitcher. You two are just a piece of work. Hey buddy guess what, if you want to put you're money where you're mouth is meet me in the ring. It's easy for pricks like you to talk trash from afar, bit when it's time to get in the ring you are nowhere to be found. Tyson checks the calendar on his phone. Tyson: We have a few days until the next show, I'm done talking to a bunch of nobodies tying to stay relevant. The next words out of your mouth had better be accepting a match with me, I mean come on what do you have to lose? Or better yet, I'll find a tag partner and on the next show I'll show you bums how to wrestle.The ball is in your court fight like men, or run like a bunch of pussies to the women's locker-room where you belong. 1
B-17 Posted September 18, 2016 Posted September 18, 2016 1 "Amatuer cheat hunter, Resident OCWFED historian, Lover of spreadsheets, data and HOI, MASTER OF THE GOKART" *I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PROFILE!*
Bray Posted September 18, 2016 Author Posted September 18, 2016 http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55246386.jpg 1 "It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
Bray Posted September 18, 2016 Author Posted September 18, 2016 Bray's phone began to buzz on the dresser next to him. Startled, he rolls off his bed and jumps down, nearly screwing up his leg in the process. He turns his phone on and sees a DM on Twitter from the one and only Tyson Taylor. He scrolls through the message and rolls his eyes. He cringes at the constant misuses of the word "you're". He rubs his eyes and begins to type a response. Bray S. Spur: Alright alright alright. Jokes aside, you got moxy Mr. whatever your name is this week. Fact is, moxy can only get you so far in OCW. And especially on Turmoil. And ESPECIALLY against me! You want to make challenges to me!? You should know that I'm a crazy son of a bitch, so you clearly haven't done your homework. Bray S. Spur: Normally I'd just pass and have the night off against someone who Dennis just kicked the piss out off. But seeing as you keep running your fucking mouth, next show, I ACCEPT! And let me tell you something boy, I can not WAIT to end the season off with a win against a no-good scruffy ass, Benjamin Button ass, skinny fat ass- Ace: Brayy... trying to sleep. Bray S. Spur: Oh forgive me, sweet Crown Jewel!... [clears his throat] I'm not like the others, so I'll give you a warning. After I demolish you, I never want to hear your sorry ass talking shit on my show again. Get it? Got it? Go- Bray's phone quickly dies before he can finish the reply. Bray S. Spur: Son of a monkey fuck... Ace lemme see your phone. Ace: No. Bray S. Spur: Too bad! Bray grabs Ace's iPhone 7 and logs back in onto Twitter. Bray S. Spur: GOOD! Now wipe your ass and go to bed. I got church tomorrow. "It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
Tyson Tyler Posted September 18, 2016 Posted September 18, 2016 Tyson: You accepted? wow maybe you aren't a coward after all. Now the real question is do you have what it takes, if you judge me off that match and underestimate me... it'll be the worst mistake you ever made. Tyson Smirks. Tyson: I am one step ahead of you, I ahead had a tag partner in the works. I made sure I had someone ready before this challenge. One thing you need to learn about me, and that is that I am unpredictable. I throw out a few challenges and you all think you have me figured out, when in reality you are just doing exactly what I expect. Tyson puts on his shades, as he enters his car. Tyson: Get cocky little man, and you will lose to me and when you do no there will finally be a good enough reason to film that crap segment. You can announce your defeat and retirement, see you in the ring. Tyson drives off.
Bray Posted September 18, 2016 Author Posted September 18, 2016 Brays phone buzzes again, showing another Twitter direct message. Bray snatches the phone off his charger and immediately groans. He unlocks his and starts typing. Bray S. Spur: Is this kid dunce? Jesus Christ Almighty, I said I accepted. I already said you had moxy. Don't make me call you stupid. You read the words "ACCEPT" didn't you? I don't need my lovely Beasle to help me beat you up! Unless you're making excuses to why you don't want to have the match with me and you're trying my patience to not just show up on Turmoil and kill you with a chair and delay your soon-to-be failure of a career. Bray begins to nod off but jabs himself in the neck to continue. Bray S. Spur: Balls in your court now rook. I said yes, you seem oblivious. It's really simple. Show up to Turmoil = I'll fight you. Don't show up = You're labeled as the rookie with not a ball in sight. Bray sends the tweet out and slumps back on his bed. "It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
Tyson Tyler Posted September 18, 2016 Posted September 18, 2016 Tyson looks at his phone and grins. Tyson: Alright just double checking....you do know this is a tag match you accepted right? anyway I will see you at Turmoil.
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