Cactus Gauge Posted September 21, 2016 Posted September 21, 2016 http://media.mlive.com/grpress/news_impact/photo/10555819-large.jpg Cactus is stuck at a customer service desk, dealing with a canceled flight due to inclement weather. His connecting flight back home is also down due to a mechanical fault in a previous flight. Desk Clerk: So, I’m terribly sorry, sir. The best we can do now is rebook you for our earliest flight to New Orleans tomorrow morning, or start processing a refund to your credit card for this leg of your trip. Cactus *sighs*: Well, I need to be in New Orleans tonight, so I guess I’ll just take the refund. Not like I am booked on the last show or anything. Desk Clerk: All right, Mr. Gauge. We will start processing your refund immediately, and again, we are terribly sorry for the inconvenience. Is there anything else I can help you with? Cactus: Where can I find a nice cold drink? Desk Clerk: Certainly sir, it’s... Suddenly the lady behind Cactus speaks up. Woman: Is that it? You’re not going to get mad? You’re not going to threaten to sue them? Cactus: “…why would I do that?” Woman: They’ve ruined your trip! They took your money and ruined everything anyway! Cactus: I highly doubt anyone here is responsible for the storm in New Orleans, and the people working customer service are certainly not responsible for a mechanical fault in the plane. Woman: But they’ve cost you hundreds of dollars! Cactus is getting slightly annoyed and isn't even answering the lady by turning around. Instead he's staring straight at the Customer Service Agent. Cactus: If they refund this leg, then it works out almost even. It’s really not a problem. Woman: What are you talking about, it’s not a problem?! Of course it’s a problem! They should be made to pay! It’s that stupid American laziness where they just don’t want to work and— Cactus: Lady, shut the @% up. The woman chokes on her words as Cactus turns and fixes a glare on her. Cactus: I had to get up before six this morning to take a one-hour bus to the airport for a flight that got delayed. I was stuck in THIS airport for hours before finding out that my other flight was cancelled, and now I have to hop the metro to catch a two-hour train to be in New Orleans hours after I was supposed to arrive. I am tired. I want a shower. I need a drink. I am on a $@^# losing streak and now I didn't even get booked for my last show! I am not in the mood to fight with this airline over an act of God, and I am definitely not in the mood to listen to you rant and rave like a @$@%&*# lunatic about something that is none of your business. Cactus: Now... Cactus: Kindly @%$# off!” Cactus turns back to the Customer Service Agent, as the woman stammers incoherently. Cactus: Merci pour votre aide. Bonne soiree. (Thanks for your help. Good evening) 5 Want to be on the Watering Hole? Message Me. http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/bestnewsegment2016.png B17 - "Jordan Jax has Stone Cold moves. Rock taunts and Cena jorts. He's the wrestling equivalent of a hipster."
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