Turmoil 144

[Joe Zhivago]

Yo, Bray!

 

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[S.Abbott]

my awful Review part 1. I'm not great at reviews my bad.

 

 

G-Club and the Charlies: The opening RP was gold, I enjoy working alongside Jack and co. This RP we saw Dennis let go a little and we all know what happens when he does that, he urges people to commit suicide. Drunk Denny for the win.

 

 

Match One: Wrex vs Winters.

 

 

The match started out well for Wrex but he burned all his reversals in what felt like 30 seconds. The remainder of the match was very back and forth with Vinny clearly holding the upper hand.

I laughed when the chair came out and Wrex destroyed the ref, which pretty much allowed Vincent to grab the win.

 

 

Trance, Loki and the cotton candy roll: Oh boy Loki has mentally degenerated since his first appearance on Turmoil, now he's like that retarded gay cousin that goes to community college. Still he makes me laugh so lets see where he can take it.

 

 

Poor Trance getting bodied while Loki is busy doing the safety dance. I'm looking forward to seing how this feud with the skwad plays out, hopefully Loki gets his act into gear to help keep you out of trouble.

 

 

GM Reagan and the Wrapanese board: Ok now this RP proves I've spent too much time with Jack and the club as I was reading Takahari as stereo typical Asian guy with bad Engrish.

 

 

I like the character of Reagan, somewhere down the line he needs someone to try and shoot him.... Too soon?

 

 

Seb, Barry and a fistful of pills: My stuff no comment.

 

 

2 Charlies, a limo and an angry Scot: Joe going ham and suplexing the fishermen into Madisons limo gold. The club seem to be having trouble keeping their stewards alive and uninjured.

 

 

Mad queen Cox: And of course she'd be the next RP, and she's deffo not happy about the limo. Why Dennis allows her to blue ball him while she's living the good life and you're slumming up slum dog style.

 

 

Wrex vs Winters the afterbirth: Can't comment as I wrote this.

 

 

The wonder Hatts: I can see these guys becoming the sane dude versions of Loki, hopefully they can make it to Jan 13th.

 

 

Match 2: Quinn vs White.

The match was pretty decent, up until the 13-15 minute mark when Quinn got desperate and broke some fpr. Good win for Dustin who seems to be on a better roll than the rest of his fellow stable mates.

 

 

An almost vampyre gang bang: Leon and co chilling in Reagan's office, when the kicky Purge dude Kassidy enters. Now I don't watch a lot of Riot so I don't know a lot about the feud with Dupree and Kass. Reagan saves the day for Kass and makes the main event a NA title match. oooo looking forward to that.

 

 

Side note: I have to apologise to Kass, we were meant to face each other but RL unexpectedly threw some family shit at me.

 

 

Part 2 will be up later on.

[Dennis Black]

Only seb would provide something awful, and give it a sequel.

[Dennis Black]

When does RD make an appearance? I need to see him smashed by a newcomer.

[Bloom]

When does RD make an appearance? I need to see him smashed by a newcomer.

 

I hope pugh wears you like a stupid hat an tosses you in the river like a used Condom after.

[Gentleman Jack]

I hope pugh wears you like a stupid hat an tosses you in the river like a used Condom after.

 

Don't make Daddy Dennis mad. He beats us when you aren't around... I mean we walk into doors... yeah, doors...

[Dennis Black]

I hope pugh wears you like a stupid hat an tosses you in the river like a used Condom after.

 

The only thing Pugh is going to wear is bukakke b.

[Madison Cox]

I hope pugh wears you like a stupid hat an tosses you in the river like a used Condom after.

 

Real men brave the elements without protection and remove themselves at the right time. Real men take risks! That's how half of our roster came to be, the lack of concentration to pull out. Buncha mistakes, they are.

[Gentleman Jack]

Real men brave the elements without protection and remove themselves at the right time. Real men take risks! That's how half of our roster came to be, the lack of concentration to pull out. Buncha mistakes, they are.

 

So remember kids, when you crank it in a sock you're possibly killing a future OCW Hall of Famer.

[Madison Cox]

OR! A hall of Famer that totally shouldn't be one but ownership ain't man enough to admit they made a mistake.