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Our scene opens on the desk of Rush TV’s highest rated nightly cable news show, Cox News. As always, the lovely and talented Madison Cox helms the desk. Coming off of her historic victory at the Hall of Fame Award show, the 2016 Heel of the year has shown up to work bright and early! Though she awaits her Hall of Fame ring, she’s focused on delivering stiff Cox news. What controversial topic is on the tip of the Cox tonight? Stay tuned to find out!

 

Madison: Tonight on Cox News, scandal rocks OCW. We here at Cox News have obtained an exclusive audio recording of what appears to be Gentleman Jack, along with an unnamed male friend, entertaining the wife of former OCW superstar...no, was never a superstar. Let’s just call him a former employee, Jimmy Henry.

 

Madison: Sources tell us “Jimmy decided to meet up with the cancerous five, leaving his wife at home in the hands of one Gentleman Jack. Dustin, being the stand up guy that he is, wanted in but Jack wasn’t having any of it.”

 

Madison shifts her weight to face a different camera.

 

Madison: Now I must warn you, this audio recording may be a bit graphic. I have not listened to it yet, so we will all be experiencing this live. Ladies and Gentleman, this is why we are Rush TV’s second highest rated program, after Turmoil.

 

 

Click here for The scandalous recording.

 

We return from the commercial break with Madison looking horrified. Her guest, Kassidy Hayes looks more than pleased. Well...not as pleased as Gentleman Jack surely was. Madison looks to Hayes and shakes her head.

 

Madison: As someone in a committed domestic partnership, I feel she has set women back for years to come. I can’t imagine doing such a thing behind Dennis’s back. Life on the road as an OCW star is hard enough. I expect the talents to cheat, not the other spouse!

 

Kassidy Hayes: Shameful, really. But let’s be real here, Madison. When you’re married to a guy like that, you’re often left unfulfilled and empty. Well that ain’t the case anymore is it?! Jack filled her right up.

 

Madison: I..

 

Kassidy: Let me tell you about the first time I met Jimmy’s wife. It was Wrestlution Ten's all fan axxess event, and for whatever reason...This woman was in a alley outside Wendy’s with Tank! Tank tried to get him some but then remembered she wasn’t a guy!

 

Madison: But how is that...isn’t Tank…

 

Kassidy: Maybe she’s the reason Tank turned to men?

 

Madison: Kassidy...we only relay credible news on this show, like this recording.

 

Kassidy: When you gonna let Doug smash, B?

 

Madison’s face turns red and she quickly has Kass’s mic cut.

 

Madison: Anyway! That’s all the time we have for this edition of Cox news. If you or someone you know is an unfaithful Scottish wife, Cox news can help. Please check our affiliate below.

Kass stands up and walks away from the broadcast table, asking for rare bbq chips. Madison shakes her head in annoyance before looking back to the camera. She flashes a smile as episode two comes to a close.

 

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