Madison Cox Posted January 5, 2017 Author Posted January 5, 2017 Jack: Holy shit you really are God? Versus: I’m no Nate Ortiz, but I get by, oh I get by. Jack: Then where the fuck have you been?! Do you know the mountain of bullshit I’ve had to climb trying to please you? Versus: If it makes you feel any better it did please me. Here, feel these nipples. I’m one happy camper. Jack: The beatings, the violence, this journey… why? What’s it all been for? Versus: Shit man I don’t know. Why do we do anything in life? Women? Ratings? Jack: So it’s all pointless? Versus: I wouldn’t call it pointless! I mean I’m omnipotent and I choose to hang out with you guys instead of those stuffy pricks upstairs. That’s pretty cool right? Right slugger? Jack: Really? All of this time and this is what you have for me? Versus: I mean, I’ve got some weed too… Jack: Wait, we can get high in this form? Versus: Dude, you’ve never been high until you’ve been ghost high. Jack: I’m still angry ya know. Versus: I know champ, I know. I promise I’ll make it up to you. Versus pulls out his patented vape pen and the two men proceed to get “ghost high”. Versus: Well? Jack: I can taste color. I can see emotion. I can smell light! Versus: Right?! Pretty cool huh??? Jack: Dustin would love this… Versus: You want Dustin in on this? No problem! Versus snaps his fingers and magically a visage of Dustin White appears. Dustin: Whoa! You two are ghost high aren’t you? Jack: How do you know about that? Dustin: Psh I get ghost high on the reg. Versus and Dustin high five. Versus hands the vape pen over to Dustin who breathes in deeply, Dustin: Duuuuudes! I bet Seb would love this! Versus snaps his fingers once again and Seb Abbott’s visage appears. Seb: You pikey cunts have been getting ghost high??? Pass that shit! Jack: You know about this? How? Seb: Dustin told me. Dustin passes the pen to Seb who takes a few hits. After all four men are sufficiently high Seb looks to the guard who still has a knife to Versus’s earthly form. Seb: So what do we do about Chop Stick over there? Dustin: Hey, doesn’t Jack like have a hidden pistol or something? I remember Madison put it in there to “handle Versus”. Wow man, she must be able to see the future! I wonder if she’s a god too? Seb: Nay, she’s just a miserable twat… Versus: Handle Versus? She wanted you guys to handle me??? Dustin: Yeah but like Cactus isn't here so we don’t really handle guys anymore... Versus: That stupid, stupid, stupid, spoiled, miserable, stupid, ungrateful, slutty, stupid, stupid, stupid little girl…. In a fit of a divine rage, the visage of Versus walks over to Jack’s chair and pulls out the hidden pistol. Versus: Handle Versus, I’ll show her handle Versus… The visage of Versus takes the pistol and walks over to the knife wielding guard. He empties the clip into the man’s frozen body before throwing the gun on the ground. Versus: Handle me… I’ll show her handle me… C’mon, we’re getting out of here! Versus once again snaps his fingers and the scene returns to normal with the exception of the bullet riddled guard now at the feet of Versus. Seb runs over to Versus and unties him. Versus: Who has a phone?! I want to talk to her right now! As the men scramble to find a phone, a miracle begins to occur in the corner. Jack: Guys… The cast around Jack begins to crack, a glowing light emitting from beneath it. As the cast crumbles away Jack begins to move his arms and head. Gaining more motion, Jack stands, on his own power from his wheelchair. Dustin: So cooooooool! Seb: What’s happening? Versus: Healing light of the lord, blah blah blah. Phone! Who has one? As Jack continues to discover his new found motor skills, Seb finds a phone and hands it to Versus. Versus: You guys are with me now. The Revolution needs men like you. Now let’s give that floozy harlot a call. http://24.media.tumblr.com/e35813f5da5e65b0268294aae9404670/tumblr_mzw9qgUu9U1r0ii93o1_500.gif
Madison Cox Posted January 5, 2017 Author Posted January 5, 2017 Madison: Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Sensation. Dennis: My pleasure, Alotta Poosay. Dennis squeezed his hand around her waist, causing her to look up at him. Most of the patrons kept their distance from the two during their dance. After McFatty was carried out in a double wide stretcher, the evening’s events resumed. Madison did her best to hold back a laugh. Madison: Who does a wrestling maneuver at a charity ball. A Finisher...their own finisher, at that? Dennis: Well Ofcourse I used mine. People tend not to get up from mine. Should I have used a Flapjack? Had to happen. He disrespected you. Madison: Even still… Dennis: Doesn't Matter who or what, I'll always protect you. Madison: Easy to say here and now… His hold on her became tighter, to the point where she was in pain. The pair stopped when the music did. Dennis: I’m a man of my word. You come before everyone else. And it will be same for you from now on. I'm not telling you what I want...I'm telling you how it is, Madison. Do we have an understanding? Madison: We do… Dennis finally releases her and looks to the exit. Dennis: But for now...how we do get out of here? I don't exactly have half a million dollars. Madison: And one cent. Dennis: Half a million dollars and one cent. Madison: Easy, I took tubby’s wallet earlier when I pinched his ass. Much sanitizer was needed. Dennis: We can't do that… Madison: The man you are tonight most certainly can steal half a million Dollars and buy a car...and a painting. Dennis: Why do the purchases keep escalating?! Madison: Are you really going to let guilt over some stranger’s platinum card prevent you from finally sleeping with me? Dennis rubbed his chin. Dennis: So where do we pay for this auction??? http://24.media.tumblr.com/e35813f5da5e65b0268294aae9404670/tumblr_mzw9qgUu9U1r0ii93o1_500.gif
Madison Cox Posted January 5, 2017 Author Posted January 5, 2017 Dennis sat on the edge of his side of the bed wearing nothing but his OCW boxers and Matsuda slippers. Why Matsuda had a brand of slippers remains a mystery. He took deep breaths, trying to calm his nerves. The wait was killing him. Not even a set of push ups; sit ups, and jumping jacks cold calm him. So he ran in place, hoping to break a sweat. The time had finally arrived. Nothing could ruin his readiness, other than the site of Madison entering the room wearing nothing at all… Other than her Pugh ‘Those are some Meaty Tits’ T-shirt. He sighed loudly. Madison: ...Why are you doing that? Dennis: Why are you wearing that? Madison: I'm a fan. Dennis: Why! I feel like we've had this argument before. Madison walks over to Dennis playfully pulls on his hair. Madison: This is your night. All about you, My King. Just say it...assertively. What do you want? Dennis made his voice deep, like Nate Ortiz deep. Dennis: A blumpkin. Madison: ...What? Dennis: A blumpkin. I don't know what it is. But, Seb said you're the type that would. Madison: I… Madison shrugged. Madison: Sure I guess...why not? Let me just google it first. No idea what the hell that is. Sounds pretty urban though. Madison folded her arms and slowly lifted pugh’s meaty tits shirt (available oat hauseofhoot.com) over her head, revealing…the royal meaty tits. The most expensive and most downloaded chest in OCW history. Dennis immediately dove his face in between them. Madison rolled her eyes while reaching for her phone. The phone rang before Madison could even begin her google search for the elusive blumpkin tutorial. Madison: Seb, I have your number, but I don't want you having mine. Versus: That's not how that works. Madison’s skin became cold as ice. Versus: Is Denwin there? Madison: Yes… Versus: Can he hear me? Madison: …No. Versus: Good. I'm coming home. Madison pushed Dennis’s head away as he continued his attempts of pawing at her. Madison: S-such wonderful news… Versus: Thanks for telling Jack to take care of me. Boy did he ever! Saved my life. Madison swallowed. Madison: I see...also, great news. Versus: Attempted Murder doesn't mean much in Tibet. But New York?! Man...I'd hate to see you in an orange jump suit. But orange IS the new blek, yea? Madison immediately fell to her knees. Dennis stared at Madison, confused, annoyed and blue balled. Versus: I wonder what Nate will say? KD might want to bury you in an urban garden! Or maybe I'll just go to the police? What would poor Dandelion say? Madison: Vers… Versus: But I'll keep this between us, for now. For how long and if it ever gets out depends on you, Queen Cox. Madison: I... Versus: Now that I'm back with our three newest members, things in Revolution inc. are about to get interesting. Tell Doug I said hi, see you soon. Madison screamed loudly as she threw her cell phone at the wall. It shattered on impact. Dennis: ...Okay so, all you had to say was that you didn't want to do the blumpkin. Madison trembled with anger and stormed out of the bedroom, leaving poor Doug as the eternal Virgin of OCW for a little while longer... http://peteevanschefcaricature.ghost.io/content/images/2015/08/fin.jpg 6 http://24.media.tumblr.com/e35813f5da5e65b0268294aae9404670/tumblr_mzw9qgUu9U1r0ii93o1_500.gif
Cactus Gauge Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h94/CARDINALDUDE/whatdidiread-1.gif 3 page rp.... http://i.imgur.com/JSBTl.gif 4 Want to be on the Watering Hole? Message Me. http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/bestnewsegment2016.png B17 - "Jordan Jax has Stone Cold moves. Rock taunts and Cena jorts. He's the wrestling equivalent of a hipster."
Big Ed Posted January 8, 2017 Posted January 8, 2017 4 stars. Needed more Tre golden. No big ed? The fuck man. Props to the writers. We got people burning out from bare minimum and y'all churned this bad boy out. Had everything. Racism, death, romance, romance and Seb 1
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