Pugh Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Hi There. It's Lution Sunday and you know what that means? The customary Paul Pugh promo... this one is about my Lution match. You know the one? The one you want me to lose, and Dupree to win becau... oh we've started. The scene opens in a busy backstage area of the Tokyo Dome the morning of Wrestlution 11. We come up on an area where there are some scales set up surrounded by a couple of OCW staff members and OCW World Lightheavyweight Champion of the World Paul Pugh. They're deep in discussion, before Pugh takes a step onto the scales Pugh: Fat they said. FAT? It's not fat its power for jesus sake - What does it say now? The staffer notes down the number Staffer: 227lbs... I think if you take off the fanny pack we might be good to go here... it sounds like you're carrying a lot of... Pugh: Son, of course I'm carrying a lot of coin - what is this Amateur Hour? Some mark comes to buy a shirt and pays me with a $20 for a shirt thats $19.99 what the hell am I supposed to do? ...oh sorry brother, I don't carry change so I'm keeping the $20... You want me to do that? He jabs his finger into the Staffer's chest Staffer: Well... I mean I guess so... Pugh: YOU GUESS SO? THIS IS MY GODDAMN LIVELIHOOD YOU FUCKIN ANIMAL! THAT PENNY COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM MAKING HIS LIGHT BILL - YOU THINK HE'S GONNA BUY ANOTHER SHIRT IF HE'S LIVING IN A BOX? YOU THINK A PROUD MAN LIKE THAT WANTS TO LIVE IN A BOX? WHAT'S YOUR NAME? I'M GONNA HAVE YOU FIRED The staffer shrugs Staffer: I mean you could just take it off while we weigh you... Pugh: WHILE YOU WEIGH ME? JESUS FUCK... Yep. I could. He immediately unclips the Fanny Pack and hands it to the Staffer. A few seconds pass before the Staffer smiles Staffer: 223lbs. You made weight! Pugh's expression goes from one of fury to jubilation. He begins jumping up and down on the spot, before noticing a camera in the distance. He immediately seizes the fanny pack back from the Staffer and walks over to the camera Pugh: You're gonna delete that tape right? The camera shakes up and down as if in agreement Pugh: Good... I don't want people seeing what just transpired here, you get me hoot? The camera nods again as Pugh turns back to the Staffer Pugh: Hey Toto! Lets get the fuck to catering, I ain't eaten since we got to this hellhole! He puts his arm around the Staffer as they walk out of shot... but there's a problem here. Do you see it? The tape wasn't deleted. You've just seen everything. You know how much of a dummy... a fat dummy Pugh really is. You know why it wasn't deleted don't you. You know very well... don't you. You know because the cameraman was none other than... You? .... .... Or it was live streamed on OCWFED.com or something. I don't fucking know. Mark out below and leave thanks. 7 No.
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