Gentleman Jack Posted May 27, 2017 Posted May 27, 2017 ((Warning: the following contains Turmoil 165 Spoilers. Watch that first if you care.)) We now go backstage where the new General Manager of Turmoil, GM Jack, is standing outside of his new office with his chubby, middle aged secretary who shall now be known as Brenda. Jack: Did you get the stench of piss, failure, and Tank out of there? Brenda: Yes sir, but there's a problem. Jack: Problem? What problem? I'm king of the world now! Brenda: Well while you may have authority over Turmoil, you still have to answer to Mr. Sensation. Jack: Psh he doesn't even know Turmoil exists! I could have an orgy with all the bombshells in the middle of my ring and he'd never know! Brenda: I don't know about that sir... He's in your office now... Jack's face turns white with fear as he does an over dramatic gulp before opening the door to reveal the homeless, chubby, drunken, brown bum he and Big Ed found in AA over a year ago. The impostor Sensation is still wearing newspaper for shoes, a tinfoil hat, Nate Ortiz GTGOAT t shirt, no pants, and stained tighty whiteys. Jack, so proud of himself, enters the office as fake Sensation begins to rant. Mr. Sensation: Tippy tine Jacky boy! Tippy Tine! Nate Ortiz greater than great! Cama cama lepi chai! Dennis Black.... Main Daime daddy! You come not one, but many tine tannies! Austin Lee, wa da tay, wa da tay indeed! Bill Ding cole me down on the panny sty! Jackson pure pone tony! Pone tony tipi tais!!! Jack: You're right sir, the only way to kick off the Dennis Black / Gentleman Jack Era is if we judge a wet t shirt contest involving all the bombshells and Tiberius Dupree's sweet knockers! Sensation, not pleased with this answer, flops wildly while speaking Mr. Sensation: Don't bane the dillies! Don't bane the dillies! Jack: Jacob Trance and Wrex? I mean after we work Mr. Black's raise I don't know if we'll have the money... But for you, anything sir! Mr. Sensation: Leepa tine on my clemmon dees. Jack: You're right sir, Pyra hasn't been on tv enough this year. Pyra and Crazy Daisy, no problem! I'll have a case of Vaseline and red hots delivered to your office! Mr. Sensation: Penna tine on my damie kays. Jack: You want to see a murder? Big Ed and Jett it is! Fake Sensation flops with excitement at the thought of poor Jett Draven being driven through the ring by Big Ed. Mr. Sensation: May I dane on the jammies? Jack: Sure, I like tag team wrestling as much as the next guy. Solomon Gold and Cactus vs The Orphanage it is! Anything for you boss! Mr. Sensation: Ima crighty pooster, ima crighty pooster! Jack: Bray? But he's black! I mean I guess if that what you want. Mr. Sensation: Crighty pooster! Crighty pooster!!!! Jack: Ok ok, Bray and Shepard, you got it sir! The fake Sensation smiles proudly at a job well done. Mr. Sensation: Bata shane ranacan Jackie G! Dilly dine on my tippy sly! Jack: I also think is the beginning of a beautiful friendship sir. Oh and sir, I think you shit yourself again. Mr. Sensation: Bammies! Our scene closes as GM Jack calls for Brenda to clean up Mr. Sensations stool filled undies. Welcome to Turmoil. 3 http://i.imgur.com/FPLnAHN.jpg http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/pushingthelimit.png
Bray Posted May 28, 2017 Posted May 28, 2017 "It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
S.Abbott Posted May 28, 2017 Posted May 28, 2017 This sensation reminds me of pooty tang. http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/roleplayeroftheyear2016.png http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award%202k17/BreakOTY17.png
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