Mugen: Tonight is the bi-weekly “TV” tapings for FOW. I did TV with the airquotes because the only channel willing to air them is the local access channel that airs them at 2AM Saturday nights. There are also 3 people who subscribe to their online service. Despite the efforts of Norman, growth just hasn’t happened.

We find Mugen sitting in the Mercedes Benz with Drago Cesar and Ryu Matsumoto who have joined him as his “”””””experts”””””” tonight.

 

Mugen: Tonight, I’ve brought in two of my experts, two of my good friends in the wrestling business who I trust. Ryu Matsumoto………

 

A graphic shows on the screen with some of his accomplishments: South Carolina Governor, Main Evented Wrestlution………………………….PRIME, 2x (World) Ex Champion.

 

Mugen: Ryu and I go way back, working some of the carniest of places in Japan and in America so I know his knowledge is immense.

 

Ryu waves for the camera.

 

Mugen: Now over here is Drago Cesar…..

 

A graphic shows on the screen with some of his accomplishments: 2x OCW World Champion, 2x North American Champion, Overall Swell Guy

 

Mugen: A rival on screen but certainly a friend off screen, we are finally joining forces again to form this unholy alliance. A world champion, like myself, he knows the level of class needed to operate a company.

 

The two shake hands as the footage pans to the three of them sitting in front of a 20” screen set up for the three of them to watch.

Mugen: So guys, we are right outside the VFW Hall that FOW is running from tonight. I’ve had the camera crew set up our own cameras inside the venue so that we can get a close look at exactly how bad things are going for Norman.

 

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Love this idea. Good shit. Like Kitchen Nightmares but instead of a guy putting salad in the microwave while fondling his balls it's a guy named Super Smegma throwing a homeless man headfirst into a fish tank. While fondling his balls.

 

ZERO DIMES!