Mugen Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 The footage then cuts to the start of the FOW show, where a wrestler is making his entrance. Problem is is that this particular wrestler’s attire is a vomit-inducing mess of wildly bright colors. Ryu: I’ve seen literal garbage that looks better than this. Drago covers his mouth in an attempt not to puke at the movement of all these colors. Mugen: His attire is…...subpar to say the least. Let’s see if he can talk the talk. The FOW wrestler makes the unfortunate decision to pick up a microphone. His voice is quite high-pitched and grating. Dummy: ….HERMAN, YOU’RE NOT HALF THE MAN THAT I AM!!!! Uh…. He looks around at the crowd as the sweat drips from his forehead. He looks at his arm and squints to try to see the promo notes he wrote. Drago: Notes…..? How can he forgot line already? Line? What is line??? Ryu: He’s sweating so much, his promo notes washed away. Mugen: This is DISGUSTING. Dummy: …...AND I GOT HALF THE BRAIN THAT YOU DO!!!!! We hear music hit as someone else seems to be making their entrance. Ryu: Thank god, we have a hero coming in for the save. Ryu would soon realize how wrong he was, as a morbidly obese man waddles out from behind a curtain. Mugen: HE’S FAT HAH Drago: What is he wearing… I can see… Drago puts his hands over his mouth again stifling a vomiting spell. Mugen: OH GOD! THE FAT FORMS A VAGINA ON HIS BELLY. Drago turns away from the camera and we hear gagging noises. Mugen: You know what’s the worst part? Drago and Ryu’s eyes perk up Mugen: He’s their world champion. Gustav “Good Hair” Biggs. HE’S THEIR WORLD FREAKING CHAMPION. Bewilderment takes over Drago and Ryu to the point that they are throwing their arms in the air. Ryu: But he has no belt……..wait………..oh………….god…… We watch as Gustav literally removes the championship from underneath the folds in his belly. Jesus christ, his belly literally sucked the belt in. All three react differently in disgust to what they just saw. Mugen: So, funny story guys. We have actually infiltrated the promotion for many months now. We sent one of our friends in as a secret spy to get us the insider information about the company. You might know him as…... -COMMERCIAL BREAK- 3 Hall of Fame - Class of 2017
Cort Marshall Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 I know what this reminds me of... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQN3L01Qz80 1
Mugen Posted October 17, 2017 Author Posted October 17, 2017 Lol dear god Hall of Fame - Class of 2017
Bloom Posted October 17, 2017 Posted October 17, 2017 I know what this reminds me of... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQN3L01Qz80 WE HAVE TO DO THIS, so many awful awful Efed matches, and hell OCW MATCHES!!!!!!!!! 1 Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
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