As a bicycle pulls up to the parking lot, a small woman w/ curly hops off with a big grin on her face.

 

Unidentified woman: "So this is it, huh. OCWfed...."

 

Said the small woman...

 

Male voice:"Hi there, welcome to the fed...So what brings you here...? Better yet who are you...?

 

Unidentified woman: Me?...Um...My name is Lotus FloJo. Pleased to me you...! I'm here to kick some butt!

 

Unidentified Man That's the spirit! My name is Mr. Sensation by the way. Tell me a little bit about your background...Where did you learn to wrestle?

 

Lotus FloJo: Well....I...Did some training in Japan. That's where I learned Strong Style. To be honest, a lot of my moves are inspired from the anime watched.

 

Mr. Sensation: You know this is real life, right? your opponents aren't gonna explode into a million pieces when you kick them! Hahaha

 

Lotus FloJo I know...I know. *sigh*

 

Mr. Sensation: What's wrong...?

 

Lotus FloJo: Nothing. I think I've come to the right place. From this day on, OCWfed fans will be enchanted by my flows of kicks, knee smashes, rolling elbows and you might even see a moonsault too.

 

....See you Space Cowboy.

 

As Lotus FloJo walks away, Mr. Sensation shakes his head

 

Mr. Sensation: Rookies these days....I am sure she'll makes an impact this season.

On one hand, I like the sincerity. Good babyface. On the other, WEEABOOS. On the third hand that's growing from my left nipple, it is Cowboy Bebop. So thumbs up. I need some Rad-away.