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I am quite clearly not wearing your pants,as your pants would be to big for me fat boy! but i will change the style of my pants.

 

Now this is funny as shit.

Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic

 

 

 

"I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

 

This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST.

 

 

Now then when Can I expect your next donation?

 

"- Jay Jay

 

 

 

Double A

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"The Weapon

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The Riot Report with Jake Powers

"The Riot Report saved my life." - Anon

 

Chino and Strider vs. DaWonder and Irving

This match seemed like it was never going to end with every pin attempted foiled by some clever teamwork. After a little particle acceleration towards the end the match pace picked up and eventually Chino (who is no longer looking like a starved Ethiopian) put away Smythe for the win.

 

"Hardcore Title Match" Venom vs. Ed Reed

Thanks to the new game mechanics for weapons we got a hardcore match that actually involved successful weapon strikes (even though the moonsault off the chair looked rediculously unrealistic). Venom's hardcore style really came into play in this match and his chair wielding skills paid off.

 

The Uberbeast

Jeni Gaines points us in the direction of a talk show segment with Samuel Von Kerin. This is really worth watching as we find out how Sam broke over 140 bones and had to get 32 screws in his face (or something along those lines I forgot to write it down). We also get to see who was driving the car that knocked him off his bike.

 

Kage vs. Hoppus

When I saw this match I was expecting Kage to easily win the match. He didn't disappoint. Although he had to work harder than expected for the win (he had to survive two taunts and a cross body) Kage left the ring with a commanding victory.

 

Fausto vs. Mania

Fausto turned up to Riot believing he only has to be there for the people at home to enjoy watching him suffer. Turns out Vimes wants him in a match against the returning Spoonman. The match is a close affair with both guys taking heavy damage. However, ring rust shows and despite surviving an elbow drop, Chris Mania eventually succumbs to a cutter. We then get treated to a classic handshake promo, but this time in video form!

 

Quote of the Night - Al Poling's wise words "Because Clothes and Hair are HARDCORE ! FASHION IS HARDCORE !"

 

Move of the Night - Venom shows us all how to break ankles by sandwiching Ed Reed's leg in a chair. Simple but excruciatingly painful looking.

 

Match of the Night - The Main Event. It was close, and didn't drag just the way I like them.

Jake Powers News - "It's like 5 OCW main events put into one, unbiased, easy to read, segment."

 

 

Nick Kage Fanclub President

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really like this Riot Report segment, there should be one for Turmoil also.

 

Yeah, but Powers is too lazy too do one :p

2k8? I havent figured out 2k7 yet - Big Joe D

 

I am the First Dutch EX-Champion - The Air

I am the First European EX-Champion - The Air

I am the First True EX-Champion - The Air

Delusional? Not at all! I Speak the Truth, cause I can proof it and the others can't. Those Heavy !@#$%^&& ain't got none on me.

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really like this Riot Report segment, there should be one for Turmoil also.

Indeed.

Yeah, but Powers is too lazy too do one :p

True. Although I will have one done for this week's trumoil so :P

Jake Powers News - "It's like 5 OCW main events put into one, unbiased, easy to read, segment."

 

 

Nick Kage Fanclub President


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