DJ Chino Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 gotta love that Chino-mania comeback in that match sorry for double post but im bored here at work
Seth Morrison Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 I am quite clearly not wearing your pants,as your pants would be to big for me fat boy! but i will change the style of my pants. Now this is funny as shit. Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
Jake Powers Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 The Riot Report with Jake Powers "The Riot Report saved my life." - Anon Chino and Strider vs. DaWonder and Irving This match seemed like it was never going to end with every pin attempted foiled by some clever teamwork. After a little particle acceleration towards the end the match pace picked up and eventually Chino (who is no longer looking like a starved Ethiopian) put away Smythe for the win. "Hardcore Title Match" Venom vs. Ed Reed Thanks to the new game mechanics for weapons we got a hardcore match that actually involved successful weapon strikes (even though the moonsault off the chair looked rediculously unrealistic). Venom's hardcore style really came into play in this match and his chair wielding skills paid off. The Uberbeast Jeni Gaines points us in the direction of a talk show segment with Samuel Von Kerin. This is really worth watching as we find out how Sam broke over 140 bones and had to get 32 screws in his face (or something along those lines I forgot to write it down). We also get to see who was driving the car that knocked him off his bike. Kage vs. Hoppus When I saw this match I was expecting Kage to easily win the match. He didn't disappoint. Although he had to work harder than expected for the win (he had to survive two taunts and a cross body) Kage left the ring with a commanding victory. Fausto vs. Mania Fausto turned up to Riot believing he only has to be there for the people at home to enjoy watching him suffer. Turns out Vimes wants him in a match against the returning Spoonman. The match is a close affair with both guys taking heavy damage. However, ring rust shows and despite surviving an elbow drop, Chris Mania eventually succumbs to a cutter. We then get treated to a classic handshake promo, but this time in video form! Quote of the Night - Al Poling's wise words "Because Clothes and Hair are HARDCORE ! FASHION IS HARDCORE !" Move of the Night - Venom shows us all how to break ankles by sandwiching Ed Reed's leg in a chair. Simple but excruciatingly painful looking. Match of the Night - The Main Event. It was close, and didn't drag just the way I like them. Jake Powers News - "It's like 5 OCW main events put into one, unbiased, easy to read, segment." Nick Kage Fanclub President
NOMAD Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 really like this Riot Report segment, there should be one for Turmoil also. 1 x International Champion 1 x Tag Team Champion
The Air Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 really like this Riot Report segment, there should be one for Turmoil also. Yeah, but Powers is too lazy too do one :p 2k8? I havent figured out 2k7 yet - Big Joe D I am the First Dutch EX-Champion - The Air I am the First European EX-Champion - The Air I am the First True EX-Champion - The Air Delusional? Not at all! I Speak the Truth, cause I can proof it and the others can't. Those Heavy !@#$%^&& ain't got none on me.
Jake Powers Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 really like this Riot Report segment, there should be one for Turmoil also. Indeed. Yeah, but Powers is too lazy too do one :p True. Although I will have one done for this week's trumoil so :P Jake Powers News - "It's like 5 OCW main events put into one, unbiased, easy to read, segment." Nick Kage Fanclub President
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