::a bunch of families are in a line with thier children, and the christmas spirit is in the air, the camera pans slowly down as the voice of Jim is in the back ground::

 

Welcome to OCW folks it seems we have a very VERY special guest with us today... who could it be kids?!

 

Kids: Santa!

 

::The camera now shines on Santa, with a little girl sitting on his lap::

 

Joe: Ho HO HOOoo! What do you want for x-mas little one?

 

Girl: I want a new bicycle!

 

Joe: A new bicycle?! Ho Ho Hooo! Do you know how to ride?

 

Girl: Yea!

 

Joe: Have you been watching OCW wrestling, and are you a fan of Adrian Bold?!

 

Girl: Nooooo. He stinky!

 

Joe: Oh you have been very good... Santa will make you wish come true! Run along now....

 

Girl: Yaaayyyy!

 

::yet another wishful youth comes to Santa lap::

 

Joe: Hello young Man... what can Santa do for you today?

 

Boy: My Dad drinks to much, can you make him stop?

 

Joe: Ohh little one. Santa can only hope to bring joy, would this bring you joy?

 

Boy: Yes.

 

Joe: Tell him to tune into OCW and watch Double A and Bauer, maybe he will see the light. And look at himself and say "Man I really am a Jackass"

 

Boy: Whats a Jack-Ass Santa?

 

Joe: Well you see... You have Smythe, and Barbarian, Ov Terror and Poison oh and and...

 

Boys Mother: Thank you Santa! ::with a crooked eye::

 

::throws the boy a Big Joe D t-shirt:: Merry Christmas!!

 

Hey Santa... This is supposed to be about Christmas... I Never knew Santa was such an OCW fan. This is exciting.

 

Joe: Hoo Hooo Hoooo. Dont you know... With all this greed and whining in the world, OCW needs its spirit raised as well.

 

Boy: Santa! ::A young man with a Soul Glo and Defecto T shirt on goes to his lap::

 

Joe: Hoo Hoo I know what you need little one. ::hands the kid a pack of toilet paper:: Next Next please please... Santa has many wishes to grant.

 

::Jim seeing how things are going to go from here hops onto the camera::

 

Well folks, us here at OCW wish all a Merry Christmas and dont forget (OCW)VS Smackdown 08' for XBOX360 is available in stores now! ::a boy with a Dogs of War shirt and plastic gun walks by in the background waving to the camera::

 

::moments later::

 

Joe: You cant have that... You'll shoot your eye out kid.

 

::Jim lowers his head::

 

Joe: Have you been watching OCW wrestling, and are you a fan of Adrian Bold?!

 

Girl: Nooooo. He stinky!

 

 

Priceless, lol!

Joe: Have you been watching OCW wrestling, and are you a fan of Adrian Bold?!

 

Girl: Nooooo. He stinky!

 

 

Then I guess her mom is stinky too!

 

Boy: Santa! ::A young man with a Soul Glo and Defecto T shirt on goes to his lap::

 

Joe: Hoo Hoo I know what you need little one. ::hands the kid a pack of toilet paper:: Next Next please please...

 

HIHIHOHO.