Bubba Con: Prologue

Drago Cesar · July 27, 2018

The scene opens with The World's Greatest Hunter, Drago Cesar, sitting inside of an office. Across from him is a woman in a suit explaining several things to him that he doesn't look like he's understanding. The desk separating the two has papers scattered all over, with posters promoting a "Bubba Con".

Drago: ...Convention?

The Suit: Yes! It's where people from all over the world can get together and see their favorite wrestlers, actors, entertainers, you name it.

Drago scratches his head.

Drago: We already have event that do same thing around time of pay-per-view, no?

The Suit: Kind of, but the cool thing about this is you get fans doing cosplays, live streams, and you get to invite guests of your choosing to host panels throughout the day. Along with the things you and the rest of the Cesar clan would be doing.

Drago: Guest? Like who?

The Suit: Perhaps some of your closest friends within the business? Some new talent that looks promising to you? Maybe your greatest rival?

The woman tilts her head in an inquisitive manner.

The Suit: Have you ever been to a convention, Mr. Cesar?

Drago thinks back.....

Drago turns to his right and notices a booth with a sign called "Furry World Order" with one very skinny man with curly hair, and an obese man sitting behind it. Drago walks up to the booth and the men greet him. One of them starts to speak to him, and clearly has a hard time doing so.

The Skinny Man: Hi........you should..........sign..........our petition..........so.........that.........we can be..........recognized.......

The obese man steps in the conversation, talking in a nasally voice.

The Obese Man: If you could just *snort* sign the paper *snort* and support us, *snort*, then that would be *snort* appreciated.

The obese man picks up a stapler, and then drops it. Drago picks it up.

The Obese Man: *snort* uh, I believe you have my stapler.

Drago takes the stapler and tosses it away.

The 2nd obese man hands Drago a pen and it looks as if he's about to sign the piece of paper, but then he stops.

Drago Cesar: You people make these animals look like idiots, and turn them into your own disGUSTING fantasy....

Drago throws the pen away and tears the paper into several pieces, prompting the obese men to get up from their seats. Drago quickly takes both their heads and slams them together, knocking them both out. Drago sighs.

Drago Cesar: Хоолиганс. (Hooligans.)

Drago grits his teeth while shaking his head.

Drago: Nope. Never.

The woman leans forward in her chair and places a contract on the table with a pen on it.

The Suit: All I'm asking you to do is to take a chance on this. It'll be fun, I guarantee you. Think about the rest of your family. Your sister's an active competitor right? She is in a high profile match at the upcoming pay-per-view. This could do wonders for her already growing popularity. Not to mention that kids will love seeing that adorable little lion in person.

Drago takes the pen and looks at the contract.

Drago: Sure. Guess it would be nice to something different for a change.

The hunter signs the contract.

Drago: Can I leave now?

We cut to Drago on the streets of New York, on the phone with Johnny Law.

Drago: So yeah, I'm sign.

Johnny: You did?!?! Yaaaaaaasssss. Also, I hope you don't mind if I....alter our little bet.

Drago: What?

Johnny: If Dragana wins the title come Savage Lands, you'll have to admit to everyone in attendance at Bubba Con that she's the better hunter!

Drago: WHAT?

Johnny: Oh come on. If you're so confident that she's not as good as you are at your own job, then this shouldn't be a problem.

Drago: But....I.....

Johnny: Also, I've taken the liberty of contacting our potential guests. So far it seems we have a pretty stacked show!

Drago takes a moment to think.

Drago: Ugh, ok, can we just talk about this when I'm come back?

Johnny: Better get here quick before I start calling more guests.

Drago: B-but, I.....

Johnny: kthxbai!!!

Johnny hangs up as the camera switches perspective to the former cameraman and Dragana, both barely able to contain their laughter.

Johnny: He's so shook right now. When you win that championship, dude's gonna lose his mind. This is gonna be the start of something absolutely DELIGHTFUL.

The scene fades.