As the road to the new year approaches, we happen upon OtaKru’s lovely leader Lotus Flojo as she takes note of the card for Ladies Night on her cell phone.

Flojo: Let’s see… Dragana, me, Ashley, and… oh God no.

 

A sudden Ace appears!

 

Ace: Hi.

 

Flojo: JESUS!!

 

Ace wraps her arms around Flojo, much to the latter’s discomfort. She eventually rips herself away.

Flojo: I take it you’ve seen the match card? What do you think?

 

Ace: You and I! Title match! Title match!

 

Flojo: Yeah… title match.

 

Ace: You get rematch! I get title shot!

 

Flojo: Obviously. [mumbles] Of all the women to be in the match, I get stuck with-

 

Ace: Together, we WIN the Women’s Title!

 

Flojo: ...Actually, Ace… would you like to go over a game plan going into this match?

 

Ace: Oh! Oh! You have plan?

 

Flojo: I do actually…

 

She leans into her.

 

Flojo: [whisper] Let’s work together!

 

Ace: To… Ge… Ther?

 

Flojo: Together! Look, we have a fifty percent chance of OtaKru walking away with the title.

 

Ace: But… I want… the title.

 

Flojo: Fine. Tell you what, if one of us wins the title, we’ll take Nick and Bray and treat ourselves to a game of Smash Bros Ultimate. But remember, it’s elimination.

 

Ace: Oh! Ya! Ya!

 

Flojo: What do you say……. “bestie?”

 

Ace: [gasps] BESTIE! BESTIE! BESTIE!

 

She hugs Flojo again.

 

Ace: CHAMPIONS! CHAMPIONS!

 

Flojo: Yea. Champions… plural.

 

The camera fades as Flojo’s exasperated face comes into view.

If I was the leader of The B Community such heel tactics would never be allowed.

If I was the leader of The B Community such heel tactics would never be allowed.

 

Who said they’re being heels? They’re just being best friends!