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As the road to the new year approaches, we happen upon OtaKru’s lovely leader Lotus Flojo as she takes note of the card for Ladies Night on her cell phone.

Flojo: Let’s see… Dragana, me, Ashley, and… oh God no.

 

A sudden Ace appears!

 

Ace: Hi.

 

Flojo: JESUS!!

 

Ace wraps her arms around Flojo, much to the latter’s discomfort. She eventually rips herself away.

Flojo: I take it you’ve seen the match card? What do you think?

 

Ace: You and I! Title match! Title match!

 

Flojo: Yeah… title match.

 

Ace: You get rematch! I get title shot!

 

Flojo: Obviously. [mumbles] Of all the women to be in the match, I get stuck with-

 

Ace: Together, we WIN the Women’s Title!

 

Flojo: ...Actually, Ace… would you like to go over a game plan going into this match?

 

Ace: Oh! Oh! You have plan?

 

Flojo: I do actually…

 

She leans into her.

 

Flojo: [whisper] Let’s work together!

 

Ace: To… Ge… Ther?

 

Flojo: Together! Look, we have a fifty percent chance of OtaKru walking away with the title.

 

Ace: But… I want… the title.

 

Flojo: Fine. Tell you what, if one of us wins the title, we’ll take Nick and Bray and treat ourselves to a game of Smash Bros Ultimate. But remember, it’s elimination.

 

Ace: Oh! Ya! Ya!

 

Flojo: What do you say……. “bestie?”

 

Ace: [gasps] BESTIE! BESTIE! BESTIE!

 

She hugs Flojo again.

 

Ace: CHAMPIONS! CHAMPIONS!

 

Flojo: Yea. Champions… plural.

 

The camera fades as Flojo’s exasperated face comes into view.

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If I was the leader of The B Community such heel tactics would never be allowed.

 

Who said they’re being heels? They’re just being best friends!

"It's like the number zero...It's empty, but at the same time it holds infinite possibilities." - Igor
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