Pugh Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 The scene opens with Capo outside the Barclays Center motioning the camera crew to get rolling Capo: Jesus christ do I have to demolition OCW production studios also, youse guys are taking forever over there, HIT RECORD---NAH NAH NO MAKEUP BA-BY--IM MOBBIN TONIGHT!! Several interns race off set as Capo begins to address the OCW fans who have come out to witness Ambition at its finest Capo: You know it’s been a looooong time since I got the chance to talk my sh** Lucci Capo’s right hand man says: Talk Dat Sh** Cap!! Capo: Tonight, I was here to bring the pain on my opponent. Instead I was blindsided by the stupid Refs who dont know when to interfere with all of the low blows this guy was taking at me. Capo: So ecco la vita----We take the win and what’s done is done Success: By Any Means The crowd of brooklynites, onlookers, and small entourage of Capo start to cheer Capo: So where else but here at the BAR-CLAYS would I turn up the Drama!!! AYO! AYO! WHERE BROOKLYN AT?? Applauds fill the area Capo: It’s about to get real out here!! I didn’t even drive here tonight! I hopped straight on the train with my goonie goon gurus this time. I wanted to take it back old school and show some love to my borough in the greatest city on earth! Crowd pops Capo: I know they see me shinin’. Im normally in my Cavali, Prada, Armani, Versace, Gucciiiiii----OH MIO DIO!! MAMI, MAMI---WHERE DA PARTY AT TONIGHT??!! The group of women of various shades and voluptuous physical areas start to giggle as Capo starts winking at all of them aggressively. One yells, WHERE IS JASON JEHST Capo orders his friend Lucci: Ayo, Lucci go get their numbers except for the one talking slick!!--hurry and throw away that knish, you and that Muh-star stinking up the whole damn train kid. Capo: But liiiiiissstteeenn, back to the people that matter the most, OCW!! Im in the Buildin’ and nothin’ I mean nothin’ could be better than being home on one the most classic stages in the history of OCW. Even tho I was cheated, I still represented for the city. Capo: I mean, Look at me...I’m in my Yankee Au-then-tic gear, Tims, Look at my chains, they cost more than the light bill here... I’m out here mobbin with my crew, I know you see me----This is Classic, the definition of AMBITION! Capo: It feels good to be back in the ring, im already to get back into action. Reporter: Capo can I get a few words in? Capo: Sure WHYYYYY NAAAWWWT! Capo’s crew does the scumbag laugh followed by heavy ITALIAN: WHYYYYY NAAAAAWWWTT accents. Reporter: After your assau-- Capo: CHE PALLE!{BALLS} THAT’S WHY NOT!! Capo: Lucci, Let’s go!! To Success…. Capo walks off with his entourage as the scene closes… 6 No.
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