Lotus FloJo Posted June 11, 2020 Posted June 11, 2020 Inside a loud nightclub, we see Count Horny surrounded by the finest strippers in New York City. There are drugs and alcohol passed around and everyone is having a good time. One of the strippers invites The Count on the stage and offers a lapdance. Stripper: C'mon up here honey, what I got here I better than money. Count Horny lets out a huge: OOOOOOOOOO The stripper then mounts the count and gave him the ride of his life. Horny: Aw shit baby gurl I can barely stand after that... The stripper gets up and grabs the mic. Stripper: Hey Horny baby, I really enjoyed your match; too bad you lost though. Horny stands up grabs the mic and looks around the club. Horny: It's okay baby, we can't win 'em all but when I got home and watch that shit on repeat, something bothered me... Horny: My name is Count Horny not got dayum "Mr. H", you CAC Horny: Say it wit me now, "Count Horny". Horny: C-o-u-n-t H-o-r-n-y muh fuggah Horny: When I run down that muh fuggin ramp you better call me that. Stripper:That's ok baby, they'll do better next time. Horny:You're right, baby. Wanna do some coke? The stripper grabs a bag of coke and she and the Count coke for the rest of the night. 2 http://i.imgur.com/lk3Jiel.gif
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