Galaxycon Raleigh: Horny on main Ft Lotus FloJo

[Lotus FloJo]

It’s a cool weekend in downtown Raleigh NC. A local Comic-convention is happening. There are nerds from all walks of life. Young and old, rich, and poor. OCW star Lotus FloJo is a guest at the event.

 

Announcer: Hello Galaxy-con Raleigh! Give it up for OCW star Lotus FloJo!

 

The packed ballroom cheers loudly as the local star struts on stage. FloJo takes her seat and then adjusts herself preventing any awkwardness..

Panelist: So FloJo, is this your first time being a guest at a con? How are you feeling?

 

FloJo: I’m feeling finger-licking good actually.

 

Crowd chuckles.

Panelist: This panel is called “Horny on main” have you gained some awkward stares from your co-workers?

 

FloJo: Ahaha. Yeah. I once liked a pic with some anime tiddies and Jake the speaker guy followed. Ahhh…

The crowd and panelist laugh some more as FloJo puts her face into hands.

 

FloJo: It’s not hentai, it’s art. C’mon you guys. I will admit, some of it is a bit too much.

 

Panelist: Alright now for a serious question. Are you a virgin?

 

An awkward silence fills the room as FloJo struggles to answer the question.

Panelist: Moving on, at the end of “End Games” after beating up The OCW women’s Champion Ashley Moore, you were attacked by two women. What’s your plan going into this?

 

FloJo: Well, shit. I don’t know. Look this bitch over there talking about opening my third eye like some Lauryn hill shit. Man. I’ve opened a lot of third eyes in men and women in the audience though.

 

FloJo: Like that guy over there. Can you remove him, please? Making me uncomfortable.

 

The security guards move-in to remove the sex pest from the convention.

 

Creep: I'm so Hooooorny!

 

FloJo: -sigh- Anyways, Lady cold breath and her fatass henchman wanted some then get some. But I have a friend from an unsuspected place.

 

FloJo: For once, I'll have someone in my corner.

 

The panel continues for an additional thirty minutes as FloJo does some Q&A before heading down to the exhibit halls for photo ops and autograph signings.