Mugen Posted December 17, 2020 Posted December 17, 2020 Fancy French Music starts playing as we see the P3 logo fade into view. As the logo fades out we find ourselves in what looks like a modified P3 Soundstage 5000 full of famous French landmarks. As the crowd applaud in French, our favorite people come materializing onto the stage from behind the replica Eiffel Tower on the stage. Drago: Bonjour! Mugen: Mesdames et messieurs Empress: Bienvenue à P3 Bonanza! The crowd who are now roaring in French and we even spot the Sensational Impersonator with his trademark French mustache and beret sipping on his coffee. Sensational Impersonator: Hon Hon Hon Maddafu*** Mugen: Welcome to our special French edition of P3 Bonanza. Drago: Croissant! Empress: Why are we doing all of this by the way? Mugen: Excellent question! I can answer that one. Mugen points to the 70 inch Megascreen 5000 TV next to them as we see the French Flag pop up followed by Rust Cohle’s face. Empress shrieks at the sight as Drago puts his hand over her eyes. Empress: THAT UGLY FACE! Mugen: It’s okay, it’s okay. It’s just Rust. They say, keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer. I think the best way to truly understand Rust and to keep him closer is to embrace being French. The crowd starts clapping in French to show their agreement with what Mugen just said. Drago: We also invite very special guest. Live via satellite from Paris. Empress: Who? Who?! Mugen: A good friend of the show, and resident French Expert. Pierre Escargot! We see the image of Pierre Escargot pop up on the Megascreen in his trademark outfit sitting in his bathtub holding his phone. Pierre: Hon Hon Bonjour mes amis Mugen: Pierre! Old sport! I am so glad that you could join us. Pierre: S'il vous plaît retirer ma chèvre de mon arrière! Drago: What that mean? Pierre: Please remove my goat from my rear end! HON HON HON Pierre removes a toy goat from the depths of his bath tub. Pierre: BAAAHHH!! HON HON Empress looks horrified as she completely doesn’t know what is going on. Empress: What is going on?! WHO IS THIS GUY?! Mugen: It’s okay, he is a good friend. Pierre, do you think that I can defeat Rust Cohle at the 16 Year Anniversary for his championship? Pierre: Hon hon Hon! Hé regarde! Il y a un autre idiot qui brandit le drapeau blanc! Mac barks in French. Bubba roars in French Pierre: Hey look! There’s another idiot raising the white flag! OH! HON HON! Mugen: That’s right! I’m going to make Rust raise the white flag. I’m going to march up to the Palace of Dumb Onion and I am going to take what is rightfully mine! BYAHHHHHH Mugen gets worked up and so does the studio audience as they get sent into a frenzy. Mugen points at the camera and so does Drago and Empress who are standing next to him. Mugen: Pierre, you can give this message to your fellow Frenchman directly. Mugen reaches inside his jacket pocket and pulls out a baguette. Mugen: This will be you at the 16th Anniversary Show! Mugen starts ripping the baguette into pieces and throws it into the roaring crowd. A piece hits our Sensational French Impersonator right in the face. Sensational Impersonator: Sacre Bleu Madafu---- We’ll Be Right Back 4 Hall of Fame - Class of 2017
Rust Cohle Posted December 17, 2020 Posted December 17, 2020 I am going to beat your ass in French. And you will finally be able to retire. In French. Once and for all. The FrenchBlade
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