OCWFed.com Exclusive: Spider's... Pitch?

[Quartz]

A camera fades into a man holding a yellow jacket that says “TRUE HOFER” on the back. He spins around stroking his chin with a big smile on his face. His silver tooth can be seen in his wide smile. You already know who it is.

 

RYU: ...So! That’s the plan… What do you think?

 

The camera pans to an angry looking Quartz. His arms are crossed and he’s already removed his PRISTINE SUNGLASSES.

 

Quartz: Spider… This is NOT what I agreed to when I pulled you out of that stupid cube.

 

Spider puts his hands up trying to calm down the big man.

 

RYU: I know, I know! Hear me out, though.

 

RYU: THIS? This will be the biggest thing of 2021. This idea, I promise you. You have my guarantee that it’s going to work out. You thought you were a star when you beat that crook Nate Ortiz… You have to trust me on this one, big guy. Just wait until OCW gets a load of…

 

Quartz throws his hands up, stopping Spider from continuing.

 

Quartz: Do not say it again, Spider. For Christ’s sake.

 

Spider has his hands held out, smiling at Quartz like a snake oil salesman as the big man lets out a deep sigh.

 

Quartz: ...Fine.

 

Spider claps his hands together and puts his arm around Ijitu Quartz.

 

RYU: Now then! We have just 2 weeks until we reveal our masterplan!

 

Quartz and Ryu Matsumoto walk out of the room, the latter looking much more pleased about whatever scheme hatchery is afoot.

Edited December 24, 2020 by Quartz