Michael Morrison Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 New month, new point system and new hopes n' dreams. Last month, Parker Stevens and Nate Ortiz walked away as the first Lords of the Ring, although they may have their time in the sun, it may be short lived, as February kicks off with some mighty high rankings. ------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1961/lotrturmoil2608cp4.png HIGH SCORE LORD Malu Polamalu: Malu bursts out the gate like a Samoan Buldoze... like a really big Samoan guy that appears somewhat unstoppable. Although Versus was able to squeeze the victory out of this match and tally a fairly substantial amount of points in the process, you can't deny the skill that Malu exudes out of his many oraphises. Could it be that the former CCW Champion is back on road to gold? If he is, I will be a road filled with more potholes as superstars like RD Money, Chris Mania, Seth Irving, Brad Bauer, Deano Horse and the returning Chris Ryder now travel on the same path of prestige. I just wanted to see if I could use Brad Bauer's name and "prestige" in the same sentence. CLOSEST MATCH RD Money vs. Seth Irving: Although 107 points doesn't seem that close of a match, when compared to the other matches of the night, it's actually the smallest gap before pinfall. If you want to count pinfalls, then Versus vs. Malu would only be an 89 point difference, but I don't like to split hairs. Seth shows his determination to topple Greatness, but RD seems to have Seth's technique memorized. This was undoubtedly a battle of reversals as every other punch, grapple and attack was met with a counter. It was like Jon Woo had choreographed this beautiful ballet of blockage. BIGGEST GAP Brad Bauer vs. Vindicator: Vindicator is one big dude, but he can't quite seem to get things rolling in his direction. He has yet to break the 300 mark in rankings and now carries 2 losses under his large belt. However, his two opponents, so far, have yet to be defeated in singles competition and carry hefty averages. Could staff be throwing this rookie to the wolves just a little too soon, or is it simply a test of his merit? A word of advice for Vindicator, he needs to work on his "back grapple" defense. Bauer noticed his inability to counter back grapples and went after it like shit to a fly.... I may have worded that wrong, but the principle stays the same. The onslaught of back grapples was just too much for the man and cost him the match. The lesson: Don't ever turn your back on a *Jew... let alone a Jew with his own adult site. HONORABLE MENTION Tyro Kraven: The kid has a certain quality. I can't quite put my finger on it, but he grabs my attention. Maybe it's how his entrance demands you to take notice... or his funky fresh in-ring attire, but I see good things in his future. * The Jew remark reminded me of a joke in even more bad taste. A Rabi and a Priest are sitting on a park bench when a young boy runs by them. The Priest nudges the Rabi and says, "Hey... we should fuck that kid." The Rabi replies, "Fuck him out of what?" If you get this joke, shame on you.
Tyro Kraven Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 Thank you mr MMM for the special mention. I would have thought to have the biggest gap again but it seems Brad took that title with only 10 more points. http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g58/Undertaker1012/281x211.jpg Finishers: "Where is Tyro?!" (Front,F-U 2) "Faaaceeebusstaaaaaah!!" ( Back, Facebuster 06) Signature moves: Oversell punches (Grapple) Fancy footwork punches (Grapple)
Ed Reed Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 I see MMM dosn't want to recognize the black man, and Nate's little brother... http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n320/oakrdr06/reedsig.jpg
Heaton Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 Once, I beat Brad Bauer in singles competition. http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w157/HEATONLOL/Sephiroth01.gif Haters Gonna Hate
Brad Bauer Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 Once, I beat Brad Bauer in singles competition. and 5 months later I put you in the hospital with a sledgehammer and a chair.
Administrators Mr.Sensation Posted February 10, 2008 Administrators Posted February 10, 2008 and 5 months later I put you in the hospital with a sledgehammer and a chair. R.I.P T.i.T X_X 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix "Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got Our Hero: uploadafraud.com Jookie: fuck u boricua "I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh "I'm 5,9" - Ry "I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen
Seth Morrison Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 This is fucking awesome. I hope you keep this up Morrison. Its definately a good way to see whose a cheeser, and who follows FPR better. This is what OCW needed. I was skeptical at first, but im really thinking this is the way we should move ocw. Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
Tyro Kraven Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 This is fucking awesome. I hope you keep this up Morrison. Its definately a good way to see whose a cheeser, and who follows FPR better. This is what OCW needed. I was skeptical at first, but im really thinking this is the way we should move ocw. Uuh how can you see whose a cheeser by the points? http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g58/Undertaker1012/281x211.jpg Finishers: "Where is Tyro?!" (Front,F-U 2) "Faaaceeebusstaaaaaah!!" ( Back, Facebuster 06) Signature moves: Oversell punches (Grapple) Fancy footwork punches (Grapple)
Seth Morrison Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 Pretty easy. The guy who scores the elast amount of points, need to quit being a fag. Anymore questions Tyrese? Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
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