OCWFed.com Exclusive: An Evening w/ El Primero

[El Parca]

The following was recorded between Riot 574 and Turmoil 269.

 

 

The cameras immediately open up in the back of a limousine. El Primero and Christian Garcia are in the back, Garcia has a blindfold around his eyes and is waving his hands around.

 

Christian: Alright, Primero, I don’t know what this funny business is all about, but this blindfold thing? Gettin’ a little old.

 

Parca: Don’t worry chico don’t worry at all. I have a surprise for you and I think you’ll like this surprise quite a lot.

 

The limo finally arrives at its destination as the driver opens the door for Parca and Garcia. Parca steps out first as he helps Garcia get out afterward. He places his hand on Garcia’s shoulder as Parca leads the two walking.

 

Parca: I figured I owed you a little something because of that stupid stunt Dane pulled. “Lil money”? What the fuck is that name? You’re Christian Garcia, Last of Your Kind, Ambition personified, “El Primero’s” right hand man. And he dare waste breath on calling you “lil fucking money”? Ya no.

 

Christian seems mostly unbothered by the incident, offering up a disaffected shrug.

 

Christian: It ain’t nothin’ but a thing. Dennis didn’t hire ‘Lil Money’, he hired Christian Garcia. I know my worth, even if nobody else in this company does. You don’t owe me nothin’, Primero. If anything, I owe you.

 

Parca: Psh, owe me? Frien- I mean family, doesn’t ever owe me anything. I will always do what I can to help my people.

 

Parca lightly stops Garcia as the two men are standing still. Parca nudges Garcia on the shoulder.

 

Parca: Go ahead chico take off the blindfold. I also promise once it’s off you won’t need to put it back on.

 

Garcia removes the blindfold from his face as he sees a giant car lot in front of him. In view is the dealerships sign that says “Manhattan Motorcars” one of the most elite car dealerships in all of New York.

 

Christian: You’ve gotta be kidding me.

 

Christian turns to look at Parca, clearly overwhelmed by what’s going on that the moment and struggling to come up with words. He lets out a mildly frustrated sigh before motioning back towards the limo.

 

Christian: I already have a car, man. You don’t need to-

 

Parca interjecting not hearing it.

 

Parca: Aht aht aht! I better not hear it. I'm not gonna even entertain what you’re about to say. Yes you have a car chico. But, you DESERVE a better one, a more RELIABLE one, cmon amigo. ¿Por favor para mi?

 

Christian: Primero, I don’t need a sports car or anything crazy like that. Let’s just be reasonable here. Yeah, I’m due for an upgrade, but I’m not trying to do anything crazy with what y’all have been giving me, you know?

 

Parca: You need to learn to enjoy the finer things in life my friend. You’ve earned it and enjoying the fruits of your labor isn’t a bad thing.

 

The two men walk around the dealership viewing an assortment of luxury vehicles. They stop in front of a 2021 Lamborghini Huracan EVO. Parca points at it.

 

Parca: What about this huh? I think you’d look great in this!

 

Christian presses his palms to his eyes and lets out a groan.

 

Christian: Parca, ayudame, we’re not buying a Lamborghini.

 

Parca throws his arms up in the air.

 

Parca: This guy! Doesn’t even look at the car for thirty seconds and immediately says no! Cmon chico! Give it a shot at least? How about you sit in it first?

 

Christian: Primero, even if I wanted to buy a ludicrously expensive and impractical sports car, it wouldn’t be a Lamborghini. Please, let’s just find something a little bit more reasonable.

 

Parca gives Garcia a confused look.

 

Parca: You buy? I- uh I am confused here. What makes you think you’re paying for the car?

 

The two men once again begin walking away from the Lamborghini this time, they move onto a 2021 Bugatti Chiron. Parca is the first to walk up to the vehicle, as he is examining it he sees the sticker on the inside of the window. The sticker showing the price of the car “$2,900,000” Parca immediately gulps as he spins Christian around.

 

Parca: Nah, I don’t think you’ll like that one. Not roomy enough for you.

 

They redirect themselves in front of a 2021 Rolls Royce Phantom. Christian makes his way up to the car as Parca admires it.

 

Parca: Man, that is a damn nice car. I could look at this all day, sweet right don’t ya think?

 

Christian looks at the car with a quirked brow, nodding slowly.

 

Christian: You know what? Yeah, it’s pretty nice. Got a little room in the back, not too crazy-looking, nice color… alright, what’s the catch. How much does this thing run for?

 

Parca: Oh I surely don't know less than the Lambo right? Yea for sure. So should we go inside and get the deal done?

 

For a moment, Christian seems to debate arguing with Parca. However, looking at the car, he seems approving. He doesn’t seem to think it looks that expensive, especially when he pulls out his phone and looks at a blue book listing. The camera reveals that he has the entirely wrong car- a Chrysler, not a Rolls Royce. Before he can look back at the car, however, he gets a text that immediately catches his attention.

 

Christian: You know what? Sure. Sounds good.

 

The duo walk into the dealership as some time passes. They finally reemerge this time Christian has a pair of keys in his hand.

 

Parca: See! Now you have a brand new, reliable, great vehicle! Totally worthwhile if I do say so myself chico.

 

Christian: I just wanted you to know I appreciate you helping me out, man. This means a lot to me.

 

The two men separate ways as Garcia makes his way into his new vehicle. As he turns on the car and begins to drive out of the dealership driveway he sees a price tag on the passenger seat. The price tag shows “$456,000” Christian sighs and yells out.

 

Christian: Son of a b****, Primero!

 

Christian shakes his head one final time as the camera's fade to black.