Enter the FlashZone

[Devon Flash]

A camera is set up to capture the luxurious living room inside of a very expensive home. Entering the camera’s view is a massive, dreadlocked man.

 

Devon Flash: How’s it going Flash Mob. Welcome to another episode of “The FlashZone!” It’s ya man, Devon, and I’m bringing major news! After months and months of anticipation I’ve finally got a call back from O…C…W!

 

Flash grabs a letter addressed to him from OCW

 

Devon: Just so none of the haters could call cap like they tried to on DevonFest which only failed because you guys didn't send me enough cash to celebrate m- I mean us, here’s all the proof anyone needs. Flash kisses the letter Haha, man this feels so surreal but come on look at me it's expected… Flash whips out a hand mirror and checks himself out before remembering this is all on camera …uhh anyway before I can continue, I just feel like some words are in order.

 

Devon clears his throat before continuing

 

Devon: I'd like to give the biggest thank you to no one other than…MYSELF! My God, none of you could understand what the wrestling business has asked from my body! I’ve been seeing my masseuse more than I’ve seen my girl, which aint all that bad because her long ass stories at least end with a happy ending. Flash laughs at his own joke before continuing. Flash Mob, it's time to get my brand all over the damn world. I’m talking bobbleheads, action figures, t-shirts, cereal boxes, the whole nine yards! Which will all soon be available to purchase on devonflash.com where you can get an autographed headshot from yours truly. Next week we take a look at how a 5-star athlete went from social media mogul to the next OCW hopeful. You better join the Flash Mob while you can whoever’s doubting and to those on the hype train, as always whatever ya doing, make sure you do it with Devon brings his hands across his face dramatically Flash, I’m out!

 

Devon gives the camera a peace sign and ends the video.