Devon Flash Posted July 13, 2023 Posted July 13, 2023 Scene opens to Devon in his living room watching the morning news. His phone’s ringtone goes off as his agent John Doe Gette calls his phone for the third time today to relay Devon breaking news Devon: What's hard to understand about me taking no calls til i finish my noon workout? What you need Doe? Doe Gette: Sooo you’re not gonna like this but you just got hit with a $10,000 fine from OCW Devon jumps out off his couch in anger: What you talking bout Willis? $10,000 for what!? Doe Gette: Well $5,000 was because you watched Ry turn a guy mute Devon: Man, Ry was just givin that man a message Doe Gette shakes his head tiredly: Dev, that guard has to eat liquids for a month you’re lucky he didn't sue. Anyway the other $5,000 is for that “Mass Effect” you left at Allegiant. Devon throws his arms in the air exasperated: MAN WHAT! There’s no way I’m paying that. What OCW should do is forward that fine and sue the vendor who ran that chimichanga stand. I had to buy the suit I rented cuz the stains from the splashback clearly I’m the victim here. Doe Gette: Yea well, The situation is out of your hands unless you want to be fined another $5,000 and serve a 3 week suspension along with Ry. Let's just try to keep our hands off of staff Dev and STAY AWAY from food stands. Devon starts pouting like a man child: Whatever man, Imma call Ry and see how he feeling about all this. Then I gotta hit the gym so i can teach Victor Matt not to ever dismiss me again. Stay Flashy Doe gon be harder for me now that I'm $10,000 poorer damnit! Devon hangs up the phone and angrily searches for Ry’s number to share his feelings about the news as the scene ends 9
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