Christian Garcia Posted September 17, 2023 Posted September 17, 2023 Backstage, it looks like one of the studio rooms has been converted to something resembling either a small coffee shop or a dive bar. The can of beer in Jasmin Kaffee’s hand, as she sits at said bar, makes it a bit less ambiguous what’s going on here. Sitting a stool or two apart from Jasmin, and facing her, is Marisa Welsh-Mac. Jasmin: Well, Marisa, I guess it’s my job to welcome you to the first ever episode of The Kaffee Break. Thanks for comin’ in on such short notice, I know when I sprung this on ya it was a bit of a ‘oh shoot we’re doing this next week’ kind of thing. Marisa: Well thank you for having me Jasmin. I have no problem helping a sister out. Interesting setup you have here. Jasmin: Glad you like the ‘white trash chic’, ma’am, was the new agent's idea. Anyway, I’m not much of a talk show host, and as you can tell, my voice ain’t what it used to be, but I’ve had some stuff I’ve wanted to get off my chest here for a minute in regards to you, ma’am. Marisa almost looks scandalized, and Jasmin manages to offer her a crooked smirk from behind her beer can before resuming the conversation. Jasmin: Last time you and I met, week before Wrestlution, I was in the main event that night against Ashley Moore, and what you said really stuck with me. I’m not gonna lie, it had me mad for a second. Marisa: Yeah, I remember. I’m not gonna apologize for what I said though. I believe I can carry this women’s roster on my back. I possess everything a wrestling diva aspires to be. Talent, sex appeal, charisma, strength and athleticism. I have the “it factor”. If I’m being honest, I don’t think anyone compares to me. And if it wasn’t for Deborah and Sue screwing me, I would be women’s champion right now. I really should’ve been the first woman to hold that new belt, Jas. Jasmin: And you know what? Considering I’m not here, I can kind of look at things as an outsider and I’ve gotta say, you got a damn point, I mean, come on. What has Shianne Lovelace done beside lick Empress’ feet? I love Sue, I do, wonderful person, but I just don’t see her rising above unless she stops trying to be friends with everybody. Marisa: Certainly didn’t help you any. I see all these women for who they really are. Jasmin: I’m saying! And Deborah Soto, Debora mother…Deborah Soto, Jesus, I’m gone from this division for a month and somehow she’s champion? I mean, come on, man. Me, personally, I’d want someone who actually wears Gucci or Ralph Lauren on my TV instead of somebody trying to fake it out of being broke, you know? Marisa: We saw Claude Hall back at ‘Cide, now, come on, we know what real designer looks like! Big Deborah screams Canal st. She screams DHgate. The two women laugh, almost as if their previous tense encounter had never happened. Jasmin quickly changes the subject, however, to Marisa. Jasmin: So, you told me you can carry this division on your back, but you know, you’ve got a lot on your plate right now with the ghost of Purple People Eaters past, Morgan whatsherface and Flojo, so… what’s next for Missus Mac? Marisa: You know what’s next for me. I’m going to keep grinding till I get that beautiful strap. As far as FloJo is concerned, we all know who should’ve won that bikini contest, but it’s whatever, everyone knows the deal. And Morgan, Morgana, whatever her name is, she messed with the wrong bitch. These games ain’t new to me. She doesn’t scare me. Marisa: So I’ll be more than happy to send her back to whatever psych ward she escaped from. She better leave me the hell alone if she knows what’s good for her. And that’s all the breath I’m going to waste on that poor girl. The camera fades to an advertisement, which states that the rest of ‘Kaffee Break with Marisa Welsh-Mac’ is available exclusively on OCWFed.com 4 Christian Garcia: 1x North American Champion Jasmin Kaffee: 1x World Women's Champion
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