Cheryl Stixx Posted April 15 Posted April 15 (edited) RUSHTV EXCLUSIVE: Is Cheryl Stixx Already on a Downward Spiral?! By RUSHTV Staff A Rhinestone-Fueled Meltdown in Motion Not even 30 days into Cheryl Stixx's comeback tour - and shocking exactly no one, RUSHTV can confirm: it’s a mess. In the span of mere weeks, RUSHTV has documented that Miss Stixx has: Allegedly beaned a small child with a microphone (night one, no less) Publicly referred to reigning Women's Champion Marisa as "sturdy" Told Beatrixx, a fellow OCW competitor, that she "should be selling sage bundles at the parking lot" Yelled at fans who booed her Yelled at fans who cheered for her Yelled at fans who simply existed near her exit after losing her return match—in what RUSHTV sources describe as either "a meltdown" or "performance art" "HUH?!" – Cheryl's Only Comment to RUSHTV When RUSHTV reporters approached Stixx for comment on the growing controversy, her only response was a baffled "HUH?!" before she vanished into a black SUV (definitely not booked under her name). Her management team ignored multiple RUSHTV inquiries, except for: A stone-cold "No comment" A follow-up email (clearly sent by mistake), claiming: "Miss Stixx did not hit the infant. She handed her a gift. The child chose to receive it face-first. Extremely impractical. Don't try this at home, school, or anywhere else." A third email containing only a .GIF of Cheryl mouthing "I'm innocent" while blinking in slow-motion dramatics Anonymous OCW Talent Reacts RUSHTV spoke with an OCW wrestler (who requested anonymity) about the situation. Their response? "...I'm sorry, who?!" Cheryl's Social Media Defense: Selfies & Shamelessness At press time, RUSHTV can confirm Cheryl has: NOT issued any apologies NOT acknowledged any wrongdoing However, she HAS posted five new Instagram selfies with captions including: "Uplifting women is my cardio." "I just love children so much! Naturally motherly! #FutureMILF" RUSHTV Verdict: Untouchable or Unhinged? As this story develops, RUSHTV can report that Cheryl Stixx remains: Untouchable Unbothered Possibly Unhinged RUSHTV will continue to monitor this situation. Edited April 15 by Cheryl Stixx 8
Administrators Mr.Sensation Posted April 16 Administrators Posted April 16 HUH! 2 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix "Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got Our Hero: uploadafraud.com Jookie: fuck u boricua "I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh "I'm 5,9" - Ry "I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen
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