WhereCulture | Cheryl Stixx Responds To Marisa’s Legal Threats

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM CHERYL STIXX:
(Posted to Notes app, screenshotted, and uploaded with a blurry glam selfie)

“I have been made aware of the recent claims, outbursts, and deeply unserious threats of legal action made by one Miss Marisa Welch (a.k.a. ‘Xpen$ive,’ which is wild considering she should be the one getting sued for false advertising—she’s built like a clearance bin and styled like a bulk order from Shein’s regret aisle.)

While I am deeply saddened that my surprise return to OCW has been met with such unfiltered jealousy and rage-related delusion, I would like to clarify the following points for the record:

1. I have never copied Marisa’s likeness. I have taste.

2. My return was fully sanctioned by OCW, the state of New York, and the Holy Spirit.

3. I have retained no legal counsel at this time because I prefer to fight my battles the old-fashioned way—on-camera, in heels, and with emotionally devastating vocabulary.

Furthermore, I would like to extend a very professional and court-admissible ‘HUH?!’ to the idea that I, Cheryl Stixx, am somehow ‘dangerous to her legacy’ when said legacy includes off-brand Barbie cosplay, a personality built on back shots and bicep curls, and a jawline you could store kitchen knives on.

If Miss Welch is indeed threatening to walk out, I kindly suggest she take the stairs. Maybe jog.

I will say that my prayer group at First Baptist Church of Southern Nevada has been lifting her name up during our Wednesday evening women’s circle. We are praying for her. Consistently. And with intention.

Lastly, should any further accusations arise, I will be responding with the same grace and decorum I’m known for: publicly, pettily, and in full glam.

Yours in legally ambiguous sisterhood,
Cheryl Stixx
Bombshell, Dignified Christian Woman and Potential Defendant.”