Cheryl Stixx Posted May 12 Posted May 12 CHERYL STIXX LAUNCHES “ANOINTED LIP KIT” – THE WORLD’S FIRST PRAYER-ACTIVATED SLIMMING LIP KIT DESIGNED TO HYDRATE, HUSH, AND HINDER HUNGER! Las Vegas, NV – OCWfedshop.com & PrettyStixx.com The wait is over, sugarplums! Wrestling’s most unhinged spiritual entrepreneur, Cheryl Stixx – The Vicious Showgirl, has officially entered the beauty game with the launch of her debut cosmetic line: Pretty Stixx, with the Anointed Lip Kit—a slimming, faith-based, fat-free, and fully unlicensed lip duo that’s blessed by glam and backed by absolutely real science. Each Anointed Lip Kit includes: • One Anointed Lip Liner • One Anointed Gloss • A faux-leather prayer pouch embroidered with “HUH?!” • A scripture-scented note from Cheryl herself • And the ability to “pray the sturdy away” with every pout Available in four soul-snatching shades: • Crimson Cross – Looks like sin, lasts like a Catholic guilt trip. • Peach Persecution – the perfect peach to wear while being attacked for your truth. • Exorcism Espresso – a rich cocoa for silencing demons (or haters). • Repentance Rose – a soft nude pink for when you wanna look pure while being petty. All glosses feature Cheryl’s exclusive PrayAway™ Complex, a patented blend of stevia, menthol, and delusional self-restraint, formulated to suppress appetite and temptations alike. "It doesn’t just plump…” says Cheryl. “It purifies. And help you pray the sturdy away!” Retail Price: $69.95 USD (blessings not included) Available now on OCWfedshop.com and PrettyStixx.com About Cheryl Stixx: She’s not just a wrestler—she’s a media mogul, a vicious showgirl, a vessel of vengeance, and a voice for glam justice! Cheryl Stixx is a federally cleared bombshell, motivational gloss icon, and spiritual warlord on a mission to humble the unmoisturized. For press, collabs, or testimony submissions, contact: press@PrettyStixx.com Anointed Lip Kit has not been FDA approved, but was lightly misted with Florida holy water and blessed by a woman named Deidra from The First Baptist Church of Southern Nevada, outside a Las Vegas Walgreens. Side effects may include sudden clarity, increased confidence, and rejection of sturdy energies. WhereCulture Exclusive: We sat down with Cheryl Stixx—wrestling’s most unbothered bombshell, glam revivalist, and founder of Pretty Stixx™—to discuss her controversial beauty debut, the feminist power of lip liner, and why she believes her Anointed Lip Kit is the most spiritually significant thing to hit the cosmetic aisle since glitter was invented. Cheryl Stixx on Lip Kits, Liberation & praying the Sturdy Away WC: Cheryl, congratulations on the launch of Pretty Stixx™! How did this even happen? CHERYL: Babe. It was divinely revealed to me. I was mid-devotional scroll through my glam folder when the Lord whispered, “Make the lips louder.” And I obeyed. Like a good, well-moisturized servant. WC: What makes this lip kit different from every other celeb cash grab? CHERYL: Well first of all—it’s anointed. Second? It’s infused with PrayAway™ Complex, which is a Pretty Stixx™ Labs patented blend of stevia, menthol, and delusional restraint. It doesn’t just gloss and look gorge! It purifies. It’s literally a lip-based appetite suppressant. You won’t want to eat. Or sin! WC: Some people are saying calling this feminist is… a reach. Thoughts? CHERYL: HUH?! Feminism is letting women choose hunger, hotness, and holy vengeance in a bundle. If your liberation doesn’t come in a matching liner set, that sounds like a you problem, sugarplum. And I don’t want it! Now a quick Q&A section Miss Stixx! Q: Can men wear the Anointed Lip Kit? A: Of course. Unless they’re named Marisa welch. Q: Is this FDA approved? A: The FDA has not contacted me yet, which is honestly rude. But it’s blessed by First Baptist Church of Southern Nevada, and that’s legally binding in my heart. Q: And what’s next for Pretty Stixx™? A: Oh babe, I wanted to launch a cute little powder—something adorable, translucent, maybe with a puff—but my team said it was a little... on the nose. So we’re pivoting. Think contour wands, holy water setting spray, and maybe a 12-step devotional to replace emotional eating. Stay tuned, sugarplum. We’re expanding! Q: Is it vegan? A: 100% cruelty-free. Unless it’s being applied near a certain overdeveloped livestock-shaped someone—in which case, it may moo back. Marisa. I am calling Marisa a cow. WC: Any final words for the StixxStars? CHERYL: Keep your gloss high, your standards higher, and your caloric intake in check—just like Jesus intended. Stay Stixxated and Stixx with me! Toodles! 4 1
Administrators Mr.Sensation Posted May 12 Administrators Posted May 12 4 hours ago, Marisa Welch said: #ItFlops ! #JealousyIsAStinkyColonge #BurlyBirds #OldButStillLit 1 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix "Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got Our Hero: uploadafraud.com Jookie: fuck u boricua "I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh "I'm 5,9" - Ry "I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen
Cheryl Stixx Posted May 13 Author Posted May 13 5 hours ago, Marisa Welch said: #ItFlops ! Marisa, no one supports my grind like you. truly the MVP of my come-up. you’re my biggest StixxStar! 💕⭐️ thank you 🙏🏼 1 1
Marisa Welch Posted May 13 Posted May 13 2 hours ago, Mr.Sensation said: #JealousyIsAStinkyColonge #BurlyBirds #OldButStillLit I don’t wear cologne, I wear eau de parfum. I’m not emp; rough around the edges, a slightly husky tomboy, and covered head to toe in bumper stickers. Her weight fluctuations increase her sweat gland production so she needs something much stronger than I.
Cheryl Stixx Posted May 13 Author Posted May 13 19 minutes ago, Marisa Welch said: I don’t wear cologne, I wear eau de parfum. I’m not emp; rough around the edges, a slightly husky tomboy, and covered head to toe in bumper stickers. Her weight fluctuations increase her sweat gland production so she needs something much stronger than I. eau de parfum: 1
Marisa Welch Posted May 13 Posted May 13 2 minutes ago, Cheryl Stixx said: eau de parfum: Cheryl’s holy grail 1
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