ASYLUM PROMO (commercial for ASYLUM on TV...)

[Smythe D. Wonder]

Sportsnet has a special promo for Monday nights Draft edition of ASYLUM... Smythe Dawonder is the featured wrestler in the commercail because of his popularity among canadian wrestling fans

 

DISCLAIMER

The following views and opinions expressed in this ad are that of Smythe Dawonder and without a doubt are NOT and should never be confused with the opinions or views of ONLINE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING, CYBER CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING, or anyone else for that matter. We actually have no idea how he shot this commercial but he just has it like that

 

the scene opens up and it looks like a newsroom with the OCW/CCW logos in the background. In the chair looking at the camera is Smythe Dawonder he puts a huge grin on his face and across the bottom of the screen it reads (Smythe Dawonders Mock Draft). He`s wearing a blue suit and his hair is tied back. He clears his throat and begins.

 

Smythe Dawonder: This weeks Asylum, August 20th, promises to be one of the greatest wrestling shows ever... Why??? well simply put... PEOPLE WILL BE SWITCING BRANDS... alliances will be formed, broken, stables will be re alligned, and messed up... and Nowone can do shit (you can say that on canadian television) about it because the boss calls the shots...

 

he takes a swig of his water befor continuing

 

Smythe Dawonder: as a pre-draft hype I have come up with a "mock" draft in hopes of drawing more people to tune into the show that will change OCW and CCW Forever......... Again.

 

Smythe: So I will begin by saying... the current tag team champions... the best damn tag team ever.. Reed and Strider... will move over to CCW to Join Gaines and Ryder... uniting the Movement in CCW to reign terror... and I will also say that since the Bossman has had that change of heart we saw at The Clash... the Steve and MMM will return to OCW to unite TOP... I know.... huge... I know..

 

Smythe turns to another camera before continuing

 

Smythe: Also OCW has a lack of true good guys so to even out the load I have the AIR, and Calros Cruz moving to OCW... and Leonhart and D JACKSON moving to CCW... I have obviously saved all thebig names for the end so if I can have a drum roll please....

 

the drum roll starts as Smythe plays air drum with it for about 20 seconds

 

Smythe: I have TUBBY MALU moving to OCW... since he is an unstoppable force... he will reign terror in OCW and challenge for gold right away.... and in exchange CCW will get NICK KAGE... which will re-ignite an all too popular feud... and the MOVE OF THE DRAFT... will see... DEENO HORSE AND EL TIAGO coming to OCW for.... wait for this.. this will be great.... VEGA... and the ONLY WORLD WONDER OF WRESTLING... SMYTHE DAWONDER..... that`s right... I am predicting that CCW loved the Smythe Versus ME match sooo much that they make all these trades happen so they can get one of wrestling`s greatest attractions ME... thank you and DO NOT MISS ASYLUM... DRAFT EDITION... on August 20th...

 

DISCLAIMER

 

The opinions expressed were solely those of Smythe Dawonder and were in no way any act of Online Championship Wrestling, Cyber Championship Wrestling, or anyone else. Just watch the ASYLUM draft and see how wrong Smythe Dawonder actually is.